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Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:03 pm

This is a thread to compliment all those 'Funny Stuff Found on Teh Intawebz' threads to post things that we have spotted ourselves in real life.

Like the sign that had hubby and me in stitches last Saturday, posted at the entrance to the club restaurant:

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Or the label on a packet of five lemons that my hubby opened this morning, that claimed six servings:

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Postby PKMKII » Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:27 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:10 pm

I will always regret not taking a picture of the three businesses sharing a block in Denver:
1. a [human] crematorium
2. a butcher
3. a bakery


I always wondered what kind of person did his/her/its one-stop-shopping there. :shocked:
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:17 pm

No candlestick maker?
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:31 pm

Maybe that was an option at the crematorium...
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:25 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Maybe that was an option at the crematorium...

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:48 pm

They've changed one of the dentists on the sign, but it used to read
"Dr. Slaughter and Dr. Savage"

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:52 pm

There was a set of twins in my middle school with the last name "Slaughter." The Slaughter Sisters. Like some kind of B-movie horror flick.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:55 pm

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:18 am

Luckily, this isn't my local train stop:

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby ken worley » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:17 pm

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Sex sells?


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In Murraysville, Pa.


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"Aisle three, ma'am...Next to the shovels."


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An even, professionally applied tan screams, "Good Health!"

No pain, No gain.

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Postby PantyGnawer » Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:06 pm

I saw this in Wal Mart and actually went home to get my camera!

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:09 am

ken worley wrote:
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An even, professionally applied tan screams, "Good Health!"

No pain, No gain.


"Drop off service"??? :confused:

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:59 am

You drop off your white wife or hubby and you get a brown one in return?

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Ham Nox » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:05 pm

That seems a little racist... What's the Hispanic got that the Caucasian doesn't? Are we not all equal in the eyes of the FSM?!?


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