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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:43 pm

Life is too short for not ditching the "doctor" who can't figure out if you're dehydrated from drinking untill 2 a.m. with your friends the night before the 8 a.m. appointment or from uncontrolled high blood-sugar while she's holding a lab report that puts your HbA1c at 6.9!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Elvalia on Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:28 pm

Life's too short to sleep in tents in front of Best Buy... Americans are crazy. Sensible Canadians don't do anything like that after Thanksgiving (only the anti-sensible ones down in the south *cough*St. Stephen*cough* do shit like that).
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:58 pm

The gf and her mom and sisters are leaving here at 3:30am... to go to sales....


SICK!!!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Elvalia on Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:04 am

Unbelievable. I was watching American TV, and the news was covering a tent city outside a Best Buy. Which is funny, because everyone talks about how different American news is from Canadian, how much more dramatic it is, but that story seemed about on-par with our blue lobster from this past summer. :smile: More dramatic my ass.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:20 am

They'll be up in 2.5 hours...
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon on Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:50 pm

life is too short to sit in a lonely office all day
Get your bake on.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:00 pm

Life is too short to stand on those lines to go shopping especially if you have to get up a 3 a.m.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:31 pm

life is too short for letting the "life is too short for" thread die out.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby S'presso on Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:49 pm

Life is too short to not gallivant around wherever I damn well like.
Life is also too short to not have blue hair

Which I get to do this summer! All by myself! But where to... Gallivanting, that is
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Esab on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:24 pm

Life is too short to not frolic in the rain.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:29 pm

Life is too short to be snowed in for eight days!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:33 pm

Life is too short for not wishing for Spring.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox on Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:02 am

Life is too short not to paint daisies on a big red rubber ball
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:56 am

Life is too short to not wonder where my sig went.... :confused:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Elvalia on Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:39 am

Life's to short to wonder about signatures. It's obviously Nef Yoo's fault. :nefyoobash:
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