I posted the template for a mad lib over in my workshop thread, and did said workshop, and it yielded hilarious results.
Dunno if this should be canonized or named or what, it's mostly for entertainment, but I'll just number it out of principle.
1 Two billion years ago, The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the worlds first foot.
2 The pirates, midgets, and walruses were all sparkly.
3 They flocked to the site using their unicycles, and worshiped it slowly.
4 "Gadzook!" They said.
5 The Flying Spaghetti Monster was fuzzy and pants'd everyone who had come.
6 There were 17 days of celebration, as the pirates ostracized their grog and the midgets tried to get spaceships from them.
7 This was, of course, before the times of toe nails and word did not spread so quickly.
8 People 666 megameteres away did not know about the pleasurable occurrence.
9 This is why today, people like David Hasslehoff don't think that men really masturbated, or that Wil E. Coyote is as chocolaty as Pastafarians say.