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Here are your voting options (in no particular order)

Poll ended at Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:31 am

1. Accident waiting to happen
1
4%
2. The English Patient
2
8%
3. Help! I've fallen and can't get curry
12
48%
4. Cap'n Catastrophe
2
8%
5. Usually plastered
5
20%
6. Some assembly required
3
12%
7. Will bruise for booze
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 25

Daftbeaker poll: let's get ready to stummmmmmble!

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:31 am

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It's time to honor one of our own again: daftbeaker.
Poll will be up for two weeks, at which point we'll start poking at the admins with sharp pointy sticks again...
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Re: Daftbeaker poll: let's get ready to stummmmmmble!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:26 am

I like "Accident Waiting To Happen" but honestly, "Usually Plastered" is a much more useful warning. :drinking:
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Re: Daftbeaker poll: let's get ready to stummmmmmble!

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:20 am

I have voted for the blaggard!
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Postby TwistedSister on Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:05 am

I have voted. :evilgrin:
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Re: Daftbeaker poll: let's get ready to stummmmmmble!

Postby bacon on Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:04 am

:tongue: i voted :tongue:
Get your bake on.

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:36 pm

Me haz votid.
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Re: Daftbeaker poll: let's get ready to stummmmmmble!

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:23 pm

I am cunningly saving my vote in the case of a tie but it doesn't look like we'll need it :smile: :antipasta:
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Postby Pythonist on Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:02 pm

No competition db.

From now on you will perpetually be "Help! I've fallen and can't get curry!"
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:59 pm

Pythonist wrote:No competition db.

From now on you will perpetually be "Help! I've fallen and can't get curry!"


Wo0t! :bounce: I was the first person to vote for that, but didn't hold out much hope that anyone else would…
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Re: Daftbeaker poll: let's get ready to stummmmmmble!

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:47 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
Pythonist wrote:No competition db.

From now on you will perpetually be "Help! I've fallen and can't get curry!"


Wo0t! :bounce: I was the first person to vote for that, but didn't hold out much hope that anyone else would…

I would vote for it - I suggested it. :grin:
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Re: Daftbeaker poll: let's get ready to stummmmmmble!

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:29 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
Pythonist wrote:No competition db.

From now on you will perpetually be "Help! I've fallen and can't get curry!"


Wo0t! :bounce: I was the first person to vote for that, but didn't hold out much hope that anyone else would…


It represents a position of the utmost distress for any Briton...I think it was Dr Johnson who said:

to be without a dictionary is to be illiterate...to be without curry is to be without life
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Re: Daftbeaker poll: let's get ready to stummmmmmble!

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:10 pm

black bart wrote:
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
Pythonist wrote:No competition db.

From now on you will perpetually be "Help! I've fallen and can't get curry!"


Wo0t! :bounce: I was the first person to vote for that, but didn't hold out much hope that anyone else would…


It represents a position of the utmost distress for any Briton...I think it was Dr Johnson who said:

to be without a dictionary is to be illiterate...to be without curry is to be without life

It also works on the mystical meaning of 'fallen' - "Help, I've become degenerate and can't get curry, instead being forced to live off French food and vegetarian sausages" :shocked:
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Re: Daftbeaker poll: let's get ready to stummmmmmble!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:21 am

vote cast for the one that i suggested and Ubi perfected!

(if i remember the correct order of postings anyway... i dun had me 5 drinks tonite!)
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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:48 pm

wot happinned?? DB's post count is down to 4851!
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Re: Daftbeaker poll: let's get ready to stummmmmmble!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:23 pm

Server switch. Something went awry. Most people lost at least a few posts.

Entertainingly enough, PG seems to have lost the most (though correct me if I'm wrong).
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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