I needs me a title biznitches!

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ham Nox on Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:04 am

Biznitch Pwner

Funner than a boxful of crabs

Master of the Pasta Noodle Whip (Nah.. that title has to go to someone kinkier...)

Potato Peeler Extraordinaire

Owner of Hat

or maybe...

SPAM BOB CRAB PANTS!!!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:05 am

So, looking at all the titles that have come up so far, I'm going to throw out something that I think incorporates all the important elements of each.

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM.

Even though spam spam spam pants is funnier, I think the above really captures the main theme better.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby ubidubikid #1 on Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:09 am

It needs to have Spam Bob in it.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:47 pm

Aw come on...

Have some mercy on the guy. He lost 1800 posts and did kinda spam his way back up there, but there are so many more sides to PG than just Spam King of the East.

And just think.... he might cut us off from delicious smoked meats and recipies.... :paranoid:
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:58 pm

Well, not to be holier-than-thou, but you don't seem me complaining about lost posts.

Though I wonder how many I lost... I had about 12000 when I stopped posting around the first time... anyone know the usual percentage/mean posts lost? :scientist:

Crab King Spam Pants, just to stay on topic.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:24 pm

"Spam King of the East" was the point there qwerty. Sorry you missed it. :jack:
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:42 pm

Lol, no, I got that. This had just been on my mind for a while, and I felt like posing the question. It was very clever of you, but I still felt the need to express my opinion.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ham Nox on Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:01 am

Reading the "SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM", i suddenly am hit with divine inspiration---He shall be a Spasmastic Crab Mongerer.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Pythonist on Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:58 am

Funny as it is, I think we need to give him a proper title...
























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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:13 am

We are, aren't we? I mean, have you seen some of the titles around here?
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Pythonist on Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:02 pm

Fair Enough.

I was just thinking that it would be unfair to give hima title that he hated.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:23 pm

There shall be a vote. Then, once we have done the democratic bit Bart can give him the Spam Bob title :haha:
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Pythonist on Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:27 pm

Well... If you put it that way then Spongebob Spam Pants sounds quite appealing

Maybe GrillMeister3000?
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:23 am

daftbeaker wrote:There shall be a vote. Then, once we have done the democratic bit Bart can give him the Spam Bob title :haha:


Get back in the ranks ye mutinous swab!

Ye Pirate harticles apply here matey...50 dubloons should do it.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:05 am

How bouts "Spam Bob Bulge pants"! :wink:
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