What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

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What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

I've converted a work colleague. The picture of heaven did it. How can we great each other in a way that shows the world that we are believers?

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

A subtle crotch grab should do the trick!

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

A greeting of "Ahoy!" or just "Yarrrggh!" is always good.

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Arrrggh, Yarrrghh, Ahoy.
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

From personal experience "Are ye one of our noodly brethren?" seems to work.
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It's how we found you!

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

You use the secret handshake of course!
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Scott the Pirate wrote:You use the secret handshake of course!

Me an' me mateys have a secret handshake... We hold up our hands like we're going to do a high five--and then we miss each other's hands by a mile.

You can get creative or dramatic with your High-five fail for extra points
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............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

"Hello" usually does it for me.

Everyone is a Pastafarian; most are still to be enlighted so i greet them all the same. (just as a warning Yoss@ri@n there will be a large number of catch-22 references from me and Roy Hunter, good luck)
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Pythonist wrote:"Hello" usually does it for me.

Everyone is a Pastafarian; most are still to be enlighted so i greet them all the same. (just as a warning Yoss@ri@n there will be a large number of catch-22 references from me and Roy Hunter, good luck)

Only those who are insane are allowed to abstain from making Catch-22 references. And only an insane person would want to refer to Catch-22. But, of course, we would not prohibit anyone who wants to refer to Catch-22 from doing so.
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

No shit Edd! WTF?

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

PantyGnawer wrote:No shit Edd! WTF?

Catch-22? I never actually finished it, I got about 3/4s through and never picked it up again. Bad habit of mine, especially as I enjoyed the stuff I had read.
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

I agree with Pythonist though "Hi" works just fine.

My fathers copy of Catch-22 was stolen from me by a "friend" who i will probably punch in the face should i ever see him again....
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