I needs me a title biznitches!

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:29 am

Very funny. I know where you live.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:19 pm

Don't make me turn the hose on you two!

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:59 pm

:lech:
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby farfalla » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:41 pm

black bart wrote:
stuff

tastes better than it looks.


yes, yes I know - that is what they all say

"tastes better than he looks" could qualify for PG... must ask the crab
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:45 pm

the crab of ineffable wisdom?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:47 pm

has crabs
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:37 am

Spam Bob Crab Pants?
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby black bart » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:00 pm

No one deserves a title more than this crazy guy so keep em coming folks...

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:09 pm

that's just last night's roast, Bart
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:35 pm

This morning I'm wondering why, whenever I see Black Bart's avatar, a little voice is telling me "His real name is Nigel". :confused:

Anyway,

"Spam Bob Al Dente Pants"

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:51 pm

Pirate Guy

(why not? after all, that's where he started...)
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:16 pm

Pirate Guy who loves to spam while chewing on panties.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:21 am

How about "Prophet of Pastafarianism"? :grin:
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ubi Dubium » Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:36 am

But RRR already has that one!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:47 am

Crabman!

Edit - Citizen Snips?

Also, I don't know if it's been suggested but how about Spam Bob Square Pants?
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett

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