What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

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What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby Yoss@ri@n » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:21 pm

I've converted a work colleague. The picture of heaven did it. How can we great each other in a way that shows the world that :worship: we are believers?

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:24 pm

How about, "Hello, would you like beer with your pasta?"

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby PantyGnawer » Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:16 pm

A subtle crotch grab should do the trick!

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby Ubi Dubium » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:11 pm

A greeting of "Ahoy!" or just "Yarrrggh!" is always good.
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby Ham Nox » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:42 pm

Arrrggh, Yarrrghh, Ahoy.
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:42 am

From personal experience "Are ye one of our noodly brethren?" seems to work. :wink:
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby Ubi Dubium » Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:43 am

It's how we found you!
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:42 pm

You use the secret handshake of course!
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby Ham Nox » Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:50 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:You use the secret handshake of course!


Me an' me mateys have a secret handshake... We hold up our hands like we're going to do a high five--and then we miss each other's hands by a mile.

You can get creative or dramatic with your High-five fail for extra points :grin:
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............................P(X|A) * P(A)
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby Pythonist » Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:17 pm

"Hello" usually does it for me.

Everyone is a Pastafarian; most are still to be enlighted so i greet them all the same. (just as a warning Yoss@ri@n there will be a large number of catch-22 references from me and Roy Hunter, good luck)
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby Edd » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:51 pm

Pythonist wrote:"Hello" usually does it for me.

Everyone is a Pastafarian; most are still to be enlighted so i greet them all the same. (just as a warning Yoss@ri@n there will be a large number of catch-22 references from me and Roy Hunter, good luck)

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:49 am

^ Thread killer… :haha:

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby PantyGnawer » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:58 am

No shit Edd! WTF?

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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:29 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:No shit Edd! WTF?

Catch-22? I never actually finished it, I got about 3/4s through and never picked it up again. Bad habit of mine, especially as I enjoyed the stuff I had read.
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Re: What's the best way to great a fellow Pastafarian?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:21 pm

I agree with Pythonist though "Hi" works just fine.

My fathers copy of Catch-22 was stolen from me by a "friend" who i will probably punch in the face should i ever see him again....
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