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Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
Scott the Pirate wrote:i may have told this one before, and i'm sure that parts of it will be in QOOC, but i have vegetarians across the street. They're trying to force their practices on the kids and it's not working out too well. The three daughters are 17, 15 and 14, and every time the mesquite smoke blows their direction they come over to see if i need a sitter! Then they just happen to ask what's over the smoke. Then i just happen to tell them that there's more than enough to eat if they'd like to stay for dinner! There are days when i grill and bbq just to make sure that they get fed some real protein.
The oldest is the funniest though... "i hope you know that living things died so you could eat that... Are there any more ribs left?"
Scott the Pirate wrote:well, jehovas are rarely vegetarians even though their beliefs say "no contact with blood or blood products", so you may just have to lure them in with a 1/2 apple, 1/2 maple smoked pork roast.
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