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Very important!!!! New members must read!!!!

Postby Capellini on Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:45 pm

We are having server issues, and as many of you noticed, one of the results is that we're getting creamed by spam bots. As a result, I am advocating the immediate deletion of ANY new account with a link. This won't get all of them, but a lot, and it will make it easier on CQ and I to not have to look at each link.

This means if you're a new member and not a spammer, but you put a link in your profile, you will be deleted!!!!! And since all new members are expected to read the important material in this area first, I have no sympathy for you if that happens.

Once you've been here for a while, and have made a few posts (say 10ish), you'll be safe and you can add a link to your profile. But when I go into the administrative panel and see an account with no posts and a link, it's toast.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:33 pm

wow I am lucky I came before this happened

well good luck on your attempts to stop the waves of spam bots from spamming the threads

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Re: Very important!!!! New members must read!!!!

Postby gerrad on Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:52 am

this would be helpful for sure, i am new here and would like to stay at a safe place like this for a long time, where people like you work so hard!
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Re: Very important!!!! New members must read!!!!

Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:09 am

gerrad wrote:this would be helpful for sure, i am new here and would like to stay at a safe place like this for a long time, where people like you work so hard!


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Re: Very important!!!! New members must read!!!!

Postby BumbleBee on Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:26 pm

^ do you get an increased post count from posting in this section?
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Re: Very important!!!! New members must read!!!!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:31 pm

BumbleBee wrote:^ do you get an increased post count from posting in this section?

no
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Re: Very important!!!! New members must read!!!!

Postby DaveL on Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:55 am

PantyGnawer wrote:
gerrad wrote:this would be helpful for sure, i am new here and would like to stay at a safe place like this for a long time, where people like you work so hard!


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Re: Very important!!!! New members must read!!!!

Postby ChowMein on Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:21 pm

Throw 'em inna pon' fer FSM's sake !

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Re: Very important!!!! New members must read!!!!

Postby plumberbob on Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:28 pm

I've been posting on Hate Mail, Comments on..., and Kansas school... threads for a while, and have had some discussions with a few Pastafarian regulars. This is my first foray into the discussion forum. I'll try to follow the rules. This should be fun.
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Re: Very important!!!! New members must read!!!!

Postby Mastermind on Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:20 pm

Thanks for the heads up. I was planning on putting my site in my profile.
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Re: Very important!!!! New members must read!!!!

Postby avatar42 on Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:12 pm

Where does it say that looking here is a must? The only reason I noticed it is because I got lost looking for the new arrivals thread...
You should really add a link to this from the "Important: URLs in profiles" thread in the "Standards and Practices" forum until you revert back to common practice.
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Re: Very important!!!! New members must read!!!!

Postby Capellini on Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:18 am

avatar42 wrote:Where does it say that looking here is a must? The only reason I noticed it is because I got lost looking for the new arrivals thread...
You should really add a link to this from the "Important: URLs in profiles" thread in the "Standards and Practices" forum until you revert back to common practice.


At the top of this section, it says "Welcome To The Neighborhood (((START HERE OR ELSE!! SERIOUSLY, WE MEAN IT!!!))) That covers all 3 headings under the section.
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Re: Very important!!!! New members must read!!!!

Postby Lincoln.Alhazred on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:19 pm

Then, if I understand I don't have any problem with the link in my signature. Am I okay? :fsm_float:
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