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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:40 pm

Where is Scott? Heeeeellllp Scott!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Pythonist on Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:31 pm

Congrats on finally getting your prophethood PG.

How about Spam, Egg, Bacon and Spam?
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:35 pm

or Spam, Egg, Spam, Bacon, Spam and Spam.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:41 pm

Or maybe something that has absolutely nothing to do with spam at all!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:43 pm

Oh, okay then.

Ah, I know!














































How about something to do with Spam?

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daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:11 pm

There seems to be a huge lack of creativity among you people.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:13 pm

Unfortunately I don't feel I know you well enough to come up with titles that don't either A) riff off of other mentioned titles, or B) riff off of your username.

Devourer of the Undergarment, etc.

Thong-wearers beware?
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Edd on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:15 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:Or maybe something that has absolutely nothing to do with spam at all!


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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:21 pm

Sorry, PG - I think the forum already decided here. :whistle:
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:37 pm

Has anyone suggested this?
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:00 am

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:12 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Sorry, PG - I think the forum already decided here. :whistle:



Arrrrgghhhh! May Bart's rum caskets run dry and his fish heads spoil!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:26 am

PantyGnawer wrote:
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Sorry, PG - I think the forum already decided here. :whistle:



Arrrrgghhhh! May Bart's rum caskets run dry and his fish heads spoil!


Aarrrgh matey...that be a tad long fer Capellini to type out without droppin monkey bones all over the Deep south.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:43 am

Flosses with Thongs

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:58 am

TwistedSister wrote:Flosses with Thongs

Collector of dead things (remember the Mummy Squirrel?)


How could we ever forget the mummy squirrel!!!! :shocked:

(note to self: another idea for a blockbuster film The Squirrel Mummy Returns)
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