I needs me a title biznitches!

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I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer » Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:39 pm

Have mercy...........please!

:paranoid:

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:05 pm

Spam Bob Square Pants!!!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby farfalla » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:14 pm

Pirate Guy --
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:26 pm

farfalla wrote:Pirate Guy --


Ha ha!


Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Spam Bob Square Pants!!!



That would be a violation of copyright laws. We can't have that!

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:28 pm

Nah. Fair use.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ubi Dubium » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:29 pm

I second Spam Bob Square Pants.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:31 pm

Let's start the vote now.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PKMKII » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:50 pm

Are you ready kids?
argggh Captain.
I can't hear you...
ARGGGGGH CAPTAIN!
Oh! Who lives in a pineapple by the sea?
Spam Bob Square Pants!
Belligerent and caustic and perverted is he!
Spam Bob Square Pants!
If naughty nonsense be something you wish...
Spam Bob Square Pants!
Then spam on the forums and drink like a fish!
Spam Bob Square Pants!
Ready?
Spam Bob Square Pants! Spam Bob Square Pants! Spam Bob Square Pants! Spam Bob... Square Pants!! Haha!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:54 pm

Its funny because in high school the seniors got a custom title in the yearbook called the senior superlatives. I was given "SpamBoy" because I always wore a t-shirt that had a can of spam on the front. The modern usage of "spam" wasn't even invented then.

I've come full circle once again I guess.

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:46 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Spam Bob Square Pants!!!


No contest. :haha:

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:09 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Spam Bob Square Pants!!!

:stupid:
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:03 am

How about Spam Bob Spampants?
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:02 am

Spam Bob Underpants
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby bacon » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:44 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Spam Bob Square Pants!!!


That's the one!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:28 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Spam Bob Square Pants!!!


I already suggested that one.
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