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Where have all the guys gone?

Postby Pirate Cho on Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:39 am

Just finished playing the awesome FSM game, i am somewhat concerned about the strippers in heaven, all the strippers coming from the factory are female. I hope there's some guys there as well for the ladies, i probably just didn't convert enough people but thought i should ask just to be safe.

I'm certain his noodleness is giving to all :D

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Re: Where have all the guys gone?

Postby thelastpirate on Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:04 am

I'm sure there are. The game must be a limited view of FSMism.
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Re: Where have all the guys gone?

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:36 pm

Rest assured, the Stripper factory produces every gender imaginable, and a few you'd probably rather not imagine.
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Re: Where have all the guys gone?

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:27 am

Of course, since it is heaven, any strippers who would not appeal to your tastes are invisible to you.
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Re: Where have all the guys gone?

Postby Pythonist on Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:20 pm

The beer volcano also produces not just beer, but any alcoholic drink of your preference
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Re: Where have all the guys gone?

Postby Ham Nox on Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:42 pm

Non-alcoholic too right? :paranoid:
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............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

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Re: Where have all the guys gone?

Postby Edd on Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:55 pm

Of course! Being drunk is a state of mind, after all.
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Re: Where have all the guys gone?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:07 pm

Of course it is! I can be as silly as the rest at a party; the only differences being that I won't have touched a drop of alcohol all evening; and I'll remember all the things that they'd rather forget. :evilgrin:
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Re: Where have all the guys gone?

Postby Ham Nox on Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:16 am

Haha, who's the evil one here Tiggy?
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............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

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