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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Ubi Dubium on Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:48 am
-Betsy Ross
"You may think it's a long way down the road to the Chemists, but that's just peanuts to space."
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
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"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:22 am
Daftbeaker, full of morphine, babbling on a hospital trolley.
"I'm a big fan of Ira Hayes. And Isaac Hayes. And Purple Haze."
"I'm a big fan of Ira Hayes. And Isaac Hayes. And Purple Haze."
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:27 am
Ken Worley, full of morphine, babbling on a hospital trolley.
"Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in fer me..."
"Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in fer me..."
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:35 am
Eiljah, aka Eli-Jah, aka ganja-smoking anti-pastafarian.
"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!"
"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!"
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by daftbeaker on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:56 am
Bart during his ill-fated attempt to re-enact the Charge of the Light Brigade through Trafalgar Square.
'Well, if it's that kind of party I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes' (That is an actual quote but I can't for the life of me remember where I heard it).
'Well, if it's that kind of party I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes' (That is an actual quote but I can't for the life of me remember where I heard it).
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:10 am
Cliff Richard at the party to celebrate the release of 'Devil Woman'.
"May the seven doves rest on your shoulders."
"May the seven doves rest on your shoulders."
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by ken worley on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:24 am
black bart wrote:
"May the seven doves rest on your shoulders."
A Hindi telekinetic avian bowel relaxer, mumbling a curse to his ex-wife, who he's spotted entering a copse of trees at the park.
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Ubi Dubius on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:38 am
Tiger Woods' girlfriend.
Golf is a good walk spoiled by a small, white ball.
Golf is a good walk spoiled by a small, white ball.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by ken worley on Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:45 pm
Ubi Dubius wrote:Tiger Woods' girlfriend.
Golf is a good walk spoiled by a small, white ball.
*to self*...worst. quote. ever.
The first garbled words of the country-club president's eldest son, after rescusitation,
having been pulled from the 11th hole water hazard, completely nude, and with 1/8th ounce of pure bolivian cocaine still caked in his anal aperture.
"You just put your lips together...and blow."
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:04 pm
Kenny G's saxophone tutor.
"A fishing rod has a hook on one end and a fool on the other."
"A fishing rod has a hook on one end and a fool on the other."
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by ken worley on Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:45 pm
"A fishing rod has a hook on one end and a fool on the other."
A reclusive and increasingly deranged Thomas Hilfiger, who, newly obsessed with the capture of a white whale, set out to snare said beast with his "Unsinkable" carbon fiber whale-sized-pontoon-outriggered fishing pole/waverunner.
"If you build it, they will come."
A reclusive and increasingly deranged Thomas Hilfiger, who, newly obsessed with the capture of a white whale, set out to snare said beast with his "Unsinkable" carbon fiber whale-sized-pontoon-outriggered fishing pole/waverunner.
"If you build it, they will come."
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Ham Nox on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:44 pm
"I may be naive, but I'm not stupid. I take precautions."
Myself, in a Random Thoughts rant. Heck, I was thinking "that's what she said" as I was writing it!
Myself, in a Random Thoughts rant. Heck, I was thinking "that's what she said" as I was writing it!
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by ken worley on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:49 pm
No, you're doing it WRONG!
You're supposed to misattribute the quote left by the poster before you.
Then leave a quote for the person following....
sheesh!
*pulls handsful of hair out, and gnashes teeth*
*replaces pants*
*apologizes to grandmother, and gives her advert for discount dentistry/dentures in mexico*
You're supposed to misattribute the quote left by the poster before you.
Then leave a quote for the person following....
sheesh!
*pulls handsful of hair out, and gnashes teeth*
*replaces pants*
*apologizes to grandmother, and gives her advert for discount dentistry/dentures in mexico*
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by daftbeaker on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:55 pm
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by black bart on Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:10 pm
Sir David Attenborough whilst talking from beneath a rampant bull elephant.
"Yes, but not in the south"
"Yes, but not in the south"
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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