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Who created the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Postby PiratePasta on Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:56 am

The FSM clearly created our world, but who created HIM?

My theory is a godess on the sun cooked him, but he escaped before she could eat him, so he went on to create us so we can fight the godess off. He told us about it in the tenth I'd Really Rather You Didn't.
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Re: Who created the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:13 am

The flying spaghetti monster tilled the earth, sowed the seed, reaped the wheat, ground it into semolina, and rolled out his own holy pasta strands.

He suckled the young beast of burden and raised it strong and plump, slaughtered it, ground the meat, added assorted seasonings herbs and what-have-you. He formed the two holy meatballs and placed them in the holy oven at 375 for about an eon.

He created himself........ He is eternal.
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Re: Who created the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Postby Clifford on Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:03 pm

Before the universe there was only Him. And there was only ever Him.
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Re: Who created the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Postby Iamtoo on Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:52 am

I'd say Creativity created the FSM. Just like Clarity is creating the book of chocolate.
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Re: Who created the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:25 pm

Yay! This thread is turning it into a real religion; several, incompatible and contradictory origin stories!
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Re: Who created the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Postby Ham Nox on Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:32 am

Iamtoo wrote:I'd say Creativity created the FSM. Just like Clarity is creating the book of chocolate.


ACK!! Ye reminded me, I need to get working on that again!
Oh why does school have to be so time-consuming? T__T
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