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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby rock.pasta on Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:33 pm

EXCELLENT ......... you all are helping even less now. Way to raise/lower the bar pertaining.
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:06 am

Just to give you a hint of the usual level of helpfulness we provide - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss :haha:
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:53 pm

I drink wine if that's helpful.
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby rock.pasta on Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:48 pm

It's OFFICIAL .......... my wife has converted. BUT, she has stated that she would rather NOT be touched by any noodly appendages UNLESS they are attached to Howie Long.

She is also wanting to know if our holiest of holy is a chick or a dude?

As you all helped so much with her wine question, I'm sure that getting an answer to our FSM's gender will not be a problem.



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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Rainswept on Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:51 pm

She is aware that "Long" is nothing more than a family name, right?
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby rock.pasta on Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:12 pm

She is aware but still remains very Freudian about it all.
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Edd on Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:40 pm

rock.pasta wrote:She is also wanting to know if our holiest of holy is a chick or a dude?


I've always assumed pasta is without gender, however, the FSM can be all things to all people; we are a very accomodating religion.
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby rock.pasta on Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:51 pm

That is exactly what I have told her and why she has converted.

(She still wants to sit in Howie Long's lap)

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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:08 pm

Those that have been touched by a noodley appendage generally refer to the FSM as 'He' because it is short for "Hehehe! That tickles!! :haha: "
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:20 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Those that have been touched by a noodley appendage generally refer to the FSM as 'He' because it is short for "Hehehe! That tickles!! :haha: "


I always assumed that it was his Balls that afforded the intrinsic masculine nature.
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby rock.pasta on Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:57 am

PantyGnawer .......... ya killn me,


I can't be pushing the BALL thing with her. Ya want her going back to Jesus or something?


Perhaps we need to identify the pasta that most resembles the va-jay-jay?
Perhaps those are NOT balls of meat, BUT breasts of meat?


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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:17 pm

Conchiglie, maybe?
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:59 pm

rock.pasta wrote:PantyGnawer .......... ya killn me,


I can't be pushing the BALL thing with her. Ya want her going back to Jesus or something?


Perhaps we need to identify the pasta that most resembles the va-jay-jay?
Perhaps those are NOT balls of meat, BUT breasts of meat?


Reaching in the name of our savior, FSM


You're definitely reaching man. Tell her to just sit back relax and accept the balls!
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby rock.pasta on Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:40 pm

daftbeaker and PantyGnawer,

Thanks so much for the NON-Help .................. we love it here.


Surrounded by retards, I feel right at home :)



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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby KC Observer on Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:27 pm

rock.pasta wrote:It's OFFICIAL .......... my wife has converted. BUT, she has stated that she would rather NOT be touched by any noodly appendages UNLESS they are attached to Howie Long.


Regards in Ragu



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