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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:20 am

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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:55 am

Roy Hunter wrote:(CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2)4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3))

[That's Capsiacin, the stuff that makes chilli peppers, and therefore curry, hot.]

One of my favorite molecules.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
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OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:02 am

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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:21 am

Ye notty, ye bananad.

Banana, Rum (do-doo-da-do-doo).

When I said "Break a leg, darling!", I didn't mean...
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:06 pm

RIght, the suggestions seemed to have dried up.

Unless anyone has any amazing new suggestions, I'll get Bart to put these in a poll:
Accident waiting to happen
The English Patient
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry
Cap'n Catastrophe
Usually plastered
Some assembly required
Will bruise for booze

(in no particular order)
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But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:51 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Help! I've fallen and I can't get curry!

Edit to more closely follow the old advertisement.
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:29 pm

Don't rush it DB, the Admids seem to be snoozing at the switch about handing out names.

I'm sure we can come up with some more......

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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:34 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:05 am

TwistedSister wrote:Don't rush it DB, the Admids seem to be snoozing at the switch about handing out names.

I'm sure we can come up with some more......

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The Admins are like the sleeping Greek Gods...and some of them have got equally long beards...

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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Pythonist on Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:06 pm

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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:02 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:(CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2)4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3))

[That's Capsiacin, the stuff that makes chilli peppers, and therefore curry, hot.]

One of my favorite molecules.


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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:14 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:(CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2)4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3))

[That's Capsiacin, the stuff that makes chilli peppers, and therefore curry, hot.]

One of my favorite molecules.


This explains why you spend so much time in outhouses.

Well, the beans make a contribution, too... :whistle:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:07 pm

We'll get a vote going for this just as soon as we have revived the admins from their collective coma!
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:03 am

I don't understand. I have seen Capellini logged in, I wonder why she hasn't done anything yet, or even PMed you to explain why she can't/won't give people their titles or give you mods the power to do so? :confused:
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:10 am

Ahh, she's prolly up to her elbows in old bones. She's such a ghoul.

Idea! :fsm_zombie: and :fsm_vampire:!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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