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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:10 am

ken worley wrote:It's a thumbnail, matey..click it....click it!...


Hey, ET....THen again, what is "back", anyway...?


The opposite of 'front'; of which you seem to have a superfluity.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:14 am

I clicked the thumbnail. :lech:

I've never seen a shower growing out of a tree before...clever stuff!
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Rainswept on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:19 am

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:22 am

Rain, you seem to have a bit of a one-track mind at the moment. Just saying. :lol:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ken worley on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:29 am

black bart wrote:I clicked the thumbnail. :lech:

I've never seen a shower growing out of a tree before...clever stuff!



There is a tree?...and a shower?...
Hmm.. I'll have to go back and look, I must have missed these hidden details...

*is in love*

(true love, not that obsesive american 'marry it and lock it up' kind, but the "I wanna rub my (apparently extraneously useless)-front all over her delightful front, and then eat blueberry waffles, before we wander satedly off in different directions.)

IOW, get the hose, kw's going all foamy again.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:33 am

Rain...that seems to be a VERY close fitting bikini!

I must dust down my airbrush and head for the nearest beach...where it's not -22 of course.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby DavidH on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:39 am

It's snow, not sand - that's why her attributes have shrunk so much.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:48 am

Hold steady darling..it's going to tickle a bit when I airbrush your pants on!

Saves a fortune on Calvin Kleins though. :lech:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Rainswept on Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:45 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Rain, you seem to have a bit of a one-track mind at the moment. Just saying. :lol:


Well, KW is involved in this thread, and so you have to battle his Kylie fixation with repetition...

also, I only found the body-paint pic after already having posted the original, and felt the males on the forum would appreciate me posting it =)
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ken worley on Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:56 pm

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This May, she will be 42...The meaning of life has never made more sense.

GIMME!
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:56 pm

In her left hand she's holding an OBE (or something bequeathed by her Royalness) and on her right breast is the Golden Star order of the Best Arse in Showbizz.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby DavidH on Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:12 pm

Here's that clingy bikini again.
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Some clever engineering there, I'd say. Or maybe that Photoshop again.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Iamtoo on Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:43 pm

DavidH wrote:Some clever engineering there, I'd say. Or maybe that Photoshop again.


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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:33 pm

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:47 pm

Aaaawwww… :love:

Hey, Rev - couldn't you have bent down just a tad more so that she didn't have to stretch quite so far? :lol:

Edit: The juxtaposition of new and old technologies is quite interesting, too!
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