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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ubi Dubium on Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:48 am

black bart wrote:Don't worry TS...I can't get the hang of this thread either.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:22 am

Daftbeaker, full of morphine, babbling on a hospital trolley.

"I'm a big fan of Ira Hayes. And Isaac Hayes. And Purple Haze."
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:27 am

Ken Worley, full of morphine, babbling on a hospital trolley.

"Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in fer me..."
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:35 am

Eiljah, aka Eli-Jah, aka ganja-smoking anti-pastafarian.

"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!"
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:56 am

Bart during his ill-fated attempt to re-enact the Charge of the Light Brigade through Trafalgar Square.

'Well, if it's that kind of party I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes' (That is an actual quote but I can't for the life of me remember where I heard it).
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:10 am

Cliff Richard at the party to celebrate the release of 'Devil Woman'.

"May the seven doves rest on your shoulders."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:24 am

black bart wrote:
"May the seven doves rest on your shoulders."



A Hindi telekinetic avian bowel relaxer, mumbling a curse to his ex-wife, who he's spotted entering a copse of trees at the park.


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:38 am

Tiger Woods' girlfriend.

Golf is a good walk spoiled by a small, white ball.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:45 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Tiger Woods' girlfriend.

Golf is a good walk spoiled by a small, white ball.


*to self*...worst. quote. ever.



The first garbled words of the country-club president's eldest son, after rescusitation,
having been pulled from the 11th hole water hazard, completely nude, and with 1/8th ounce of pure bolivian cocaine still caked in his anal aperture.


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:04 pm

Kenny G's saxophone tutor.

"A fishing rod has a hook on one end and a fool on the other."
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:45 pm

"A fishing rod has a hook on one end and a fool on the other."

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A reclusive and increasingly deranged Thomas Hilfiger, who, newly obsessed with the capture of a white whale, set out to snare said beast with his "Unsinkable" carbon fiber whale-sized-pontoon-outriggered fishing pole/waverunner.

"If you build it, they will come."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ham Nox on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:44 pm

"I may be naive, but I'm not stupid. I take precautions."

Myself, in a Random Thoughts rant. Heck, I was thinking "that's what she said" as I was writing it!
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............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:49 pm

No, you're doing it WRONG!

You're supposed to misattribute the quote left by the poster before you.

Then leave a quote for the person following....

sheesh!

*pulls handsful of hair out, and gnashes teeth*

*replaces pants*

*apologizes to grandmother, and gives her advert for discount dentistry/dentures in mexico*
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:55 pm

His Grace the Bishop of Southwark

"It comes in pints?"

Edit- Found the link.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:10 pm

Sir David Attenborough whilst talking from beneath a rampant bull elephant.

"Yes, but not in the south"
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