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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby blveinnthg on Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:41 pm

I don't want to fight any dude with canines like that!


I've been asked if I'd had them 'filed'. Crazy thing is I wouldn't have been asked that unless some wackos out there actually do get that done. To each their own I guess...
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:32 pm

blveinnthg wrote:
I don't want to fight any dude with canines like that!


I've been asked if I'd had them 'filed'. Crazy thing is I wouldn't have been asked that unless some wackos out there actually do get that done. To each their own I guess...

Oh, yeah.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:04 pm

I'll bet that dude gets all the chicks.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Rainswept on Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:51 am

Well, I suppose there isn't much competition for necrophiliacs.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Rainswept on Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:28 pm

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This is Tori Praver. I'm at somewhat of a loss for adjectives that properly express just how attractive I find her.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:34 pm

Is that a soda can ring holding her bikini bottom on? I just absentmindedly broke one off a can of Diet Coke that looked just like it. I had never thought of it as a fashion accessory before.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:15 am

It's an easy open bottom.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ken worley on Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:24 pm

Ai-yai-yai...
She's too thin...

Where's the cushioning for those hipbones?...
For softening high-speed crashes of the regionas pelvicas?...

Stock up on band-aids and neosporin.

I counter your bruised and passive sun-bunny of carrot-stick-nibbling proportions with THIS>

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Here's a picture I find more immediately engaging, and to my eye, a beautiful image, though a bit racy, if eye is tuned for coverage-limits, not gestalt.

I hesitate to post, fearing reprimand, but I find myself compelled to share, so will compromise with thumbnail size, and let those amongst you who find an elevation of the spirit in the unending and fascinating beauty of the female form, feel free to click at will..The pelvis-fretted and reactionary balance of you, please do not click, you are not allowed to look.

-k


PS..I am so glad that we are not limited to the criteria implied by the thread's title:
images of hermaphrodites only.

And I see our own fair nymph herself has logged in...miss cappelini ..

Care to shower in an outdoor glen for me?...I can afford a bar of soap and a disposable 35mm camera...
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Iamtoo on Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:58 pm

I'll see your sun bunnies
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And raise you some extra cardiac activity to pump your blood back up to your brain
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:53 pm

I would have to say that many models, while attractive, aren't as beautiful without their make-up on and hair done.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby PKMKII on Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:06 pm

TwistedSister wrote:I would have to say that many models, while attractive, aren't as beautiful without their make-up on and hair done.


Or without this:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:19 pm

:lol:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:27 am

I'll be a S.O.B. Worley's back. I figured for sure the perv patrol had locked him away.

H'lo, Ken.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:24 am

Typical Worley...posting that picture the size of a postage stamp...with my eye sight! :furious:

Still, using my imagination I get this:

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ken worley on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:09 am

It's a thumbnail, matey..click it....click it!...


Hey, ET....THen again, what is "back", anyway...?
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