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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:26 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Help! I've fallen and I can't get curry!

:worship:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby bacon on Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:31 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:Help! I've fallen and I can't get curry!

:worship:


:stupid:

:worship: :worship:
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby DavidH on Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:38 pm

:stupid: :worship: :worship: :worship:
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:41 pm

Help, I've slipped on the curry and can't reach the lager :moon:

Well, it's more accurate :whistle:
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:42 pm

:lol: at all of the above!
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:47 pm

Oh man, this is going to be a tough one isn't it?

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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:03 pm

Fractured Chemist in Curry

Will Bruise for Booze
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:06 pm

Will Bruise for Booze
ANOTHER winner!

Pardon me ET, but maybe it's should be
Will Booze for Bruises?

Nah, your's was better.
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Edd on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:07 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Help! I've fallen and I can't get curry!

There have been a lot of good ones but this ^ is definitely getting my vote!
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:10 pm

That's why if you need a lawyer, you should hire Ubi.
At least he has a good sense of humor!
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Pythonist on Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:01 pm

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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:13 am

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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:31 am

(CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2)4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3))

[That's Capsiacin, the stuff that makes chilli peppers, and therefore curry, hot.]
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:26 am

Why does it have to react so badly to lager...that's what I want to know! :furious:
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:04 am

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