What My Wife Thinks

[rock.pasta]

EXCELLENT ......... you all are helping even less now. Way to raise/lower the bar pertaining.

[daftbeaker]

Just to give you a hint of the usual level of helpfulness we provide - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss

[TwistedSister]

I drink wine if that's helpful.

[rock.pasta]

It's OFFICIAL .......... my wife has converted. BUT, she has stated that she would rather NOT be touched by any noodly appendages UNLESS they are attached to Howie Long.

She is also wanting to know if our holiest of holy is a chick or a dude?

As you all helped so much with her wine question, I'm sure that getting an answer to our FSM's gender will not be a problem.



Regards in Ragu

[Rainswept]

She is aware that "Long" is nothing more than a family name, right?

[rock.pasta]

She is aware but still remains very Freudian about it all.

[Edd]

She is also wanting to know if our holiest of holy is a chick or a dude?

I've always assumed pasta is without gender, however, the FSM can be all things to all people; we are a very accomodating religion.

[rock.pasta]

That is exactly what I have told her and why she has converted.

(She still wants to sit in Howie Long's lap)

Praise be the Linguini of Life and Sauce of the Savior

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Those that have been touched by a noodley appendage generally refer to the FSM as 'He' because it is short for "Hehehe! That tickles!! "

[PantyGnawer]

Those that have been touched by a noodley appendage generally refer to the FSM as 'He' because it is short for "Hehehe! That tickles!! "

I always assumed that it was his Balls that afforded the intrinsic masculine nature.

[rock.pasta]

PantyGnawer .......... ya killn me,


I can't be pushing the BALL thing with her. Ya want her going back to Jesus or something?


Perhaps we need to identify the pasta that most resembles the va-jay-jay?
Perhaps those are NOT balls of meat, BUT breasts of meat?


Reaching in the name of our savior, FSM

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

Conchiglie, maybe?

[PantyGnawer]

PantyGnawer .......... ya killn me,


I can't be pushing the BALL thing with her. Ya want her going back to Jesus or something?


Perhaps we need to identify the pasta that most resembles the va-jay-jay?
Perhaps those are NOT balls of meat, BUT breasts of meat?


Reaching in the name of our savior, FSM

You're definitely reaching man. Tell her to just sit back relax and accept the balls!

[rock.pasta]

daftbeaker and PantyGnawer,

Thanks so much for the NON-Help .................. we love it here.


Surrounded by retards, I feel right at home :)



Saucely Satisfied

[KC Observer]

It's OFFICIAL .......... my wife has converted. BUT, she has stated that she would rather NOT be touched by any noodly appendages UNLESS they are attached to Howie Long.


Regards in Ragu

Duuuuude, that sucks for you!