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What My Wife Thinks

Postby rock.pasta on Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:16 am

I sent a link (venganza.org) to this FINE site ... to my wife last week.

Here is what she said:


"He is out of control but he has a point or three. I would join his
group if he re-baselines his theory to say the earth was made from a
spaghetti monster after binge drinking red wine. I mean....who the heck
drinks beer with spaghetti? Wine it is. That's it....I'm starting my
own intelligent design cult."


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She is really HOT and super smart, so how can I convert her?

Suggestions guys?
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby DavidH on Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:29 am

Didn't you say she was Air Force? Then she's bound to be too smart for you Pongos. :fsm_rock:
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby rock.pasta on Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:26 am

She is and she is BUT, I am bound to show her the way to our FSM.
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:38 am

rock.pasta wrote:I sent a link (venganza.org) to this FINE site ... to my wife last week.

Here is what she said:


"He is out of control but he has a point or three. I would join his
group if he re-baselines his theory to say the earth was made from a
spaghetti monster after binge drinking red wine. I mean....who the heck
drinks beer with spaghetti? Wine it is. That's it....I'm starting my
own intelligent design cult."


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She is really HOT and super smart, so how can I convert her?

Suggestions guys?


I would just point out that a monster, made of spaghetti, drinking beer is not at all the same thing as someone eating spaghetti whilst drinking beer.
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Edd on Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:52 am

You might also remind her that Bobby was in college when he wrote The Open Letter and his surroundings may have influenced his vision. And, unlike other religions, we also fully accept the fact that our prophet is not infallible.

Personally, I've always felt that everything in our religion is open to interpretation.
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Cardinal Fang on Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:40 pm

rock.pasta wrote:"He is out of control but he has a point or three. I would join his
group if he re-baselines his theory to say the earth was made from a
spaghetti monster after binge drinking red wine. I mean....who the heck
drinks beer with spaghetti? Wine it is. That's it....I'm starting my
own intelligent design cult."


You could also remind your wife that current Pastafarian doctrine says that the beer volcano is just a name and actually it produces the beverage that tickles your fancy the most. For me, this will 9 times out of 10 be a really nice cup of tea, with the odd really nice real ale when I feel like it. So if she fancies a cheeky red wine, so be it. All's good.

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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Clifford on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:36 pm

WOMEN!
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:48 pm

Clifford wrote:WOMEN!


Are you trying to attract the attention of all the women here? You have mine…

Or is that a warning? You have sighted more than one woman?

How would you like the board members to react to your exclamation?
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:38 pm

Clifford wrote:WOMEN!

On the internet? Surely not :paranoid:
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:46 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
Clifford wrote:WOMEN!

On the internet? Surely not :paranoid:


Not as much as you boys.
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Ubi Dubium on Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:56 pm

Clifford wrote:WOMEN!


You rang?
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby rock.pasta on Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:27 am

Um .......... you all are not really helping me BUT, she has decided to join me in this journey with the FSM.

She has been touched and will drink wine any damn time/place that she pleases, now that she knows our creator's stance.



THANKS,
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:42 am

WOOHOO! (Not really helping is our forte!)

Great news, Rock! :bounce:
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Clifford on Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:47 am

daftbeaker wrote:
Clifford wrote:WOMEN!

On the internet? Surely not :paranoid:


We all know women don't go on the internet ... :paranoid:
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Re: What My Wife Thinks

Postby Edd on Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:52 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:WOOHOO! (Not really helping is our forte!)

Great news, Rock! :bounce:



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