"That's What She Said"

[ken worley]

I'll get there pretty quick...there doesn't seem to be anyone else on the boards right now.

The 'Premier Premature Ejaculator of Bangkok', anchorman of Thailand's Olympic fornicating team.


"Instant Karma's gonna get you...Gonna knock you right in the head."

A drunken, baseball-bat-wielding, and newly codependent Earl, following a medical scare, to his ex, the blonde slut, who he refuses to allow to leave his sight.


"I'm the ONE I'm the ONE, I can move, I can run..."

[TwistedSister]

Nice to see you too Ken.

So, talk to us.
How's the bus?
Is your cat still stuffed?

[ken worley]

Nice to see you too Ken.

So, talk to us.
How's the bus?
Is your cat still stuffed?

No Talkee 'less you play my pet thread.
*stubborns*


"I'm the ONE, I'm the ONE, I can move, I can Run."

[Amber the Old Bitch]

Woof!*

*Cat, from Red Dwarf.

Woof…º

ºGorramnit, Scott. you're like Duke, only older, and not a ninja.

[Pythonist]

The winner of the pointless quote of the year award 2009.

"Oh what's the point?"

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Trainee nurse when being told which end of a syringe should be inserted into the bottle.

"Why me?!"

[Pythonist]

A pedantic singer who really dislikes singing the third note in a major scale

(see: "the sound of music" for a beginners guide to solfa)

"Penguins are the way forward!"

[ken worley]

A pedantic singer who really dislikes singing the third note in a major scale

(see: "the sound of music" for a beginners guide to solfa)

"Penguins are the way forward!"

A dominating and codependent penguin-fucker.



"I am the GOD of hellfire, and I bring you....fire."

[Roy Hunter]

The crazy world of Lord Watson

You turn if you want to: the lady's not for turning.

[ken worley]

"I am the GOD of hellfire, and I bring you....fire."

A hemorrhoid, smelling victory.

Next quote, for someone with creativity and humor, to mis-credit to a false, but ironically humorous source:

"If a picture paints a thousand words, then how shall I paint you?"

[TwistedSister]

By number????

[ken worley]

Look, this game is really simple.

*pats TS on head and gives a catnip treat*

You misattribute the previous poster's quote to an erroneous source.
One which is ironical, or humorous for being unlikely/antithetical/etc...


Then post a quote of your choosing for the next player.

sheesh.
(I remember the often sidesplitting results of the early pages of this thread.)

(when the forum ranks were filled with clever people.)

[Ubi Dubium]

"If a picture paints a thousand words, then how shall I paint you?"

-Goldfinger

(Better, Ken?)

"We do not see things the way they are, we see them the way WE are."

[Roy Hunter]

The Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

"I am a camera"

[black bart]

That was either Black Bart or Black Man Ray...my brain's frozen!

Don't worry TS...I can't get the hang of this thread either.