Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

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Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby DJ Dent on Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:39 pm

Are there any of you out there? A Born-Again Christian preacher yelling at the students in the middle of campus has inspired me to find out if there are any other Pastafarians on campus. I have seen only one so far, as she proudly plastered her car with the emblems and bumper stickers, but I want to know if there are anymore. xP
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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby Capellini on Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:48 pm

Close but no cigar, I'm at Mizzou.
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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby DJ Dent on Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:55 pm

Capellini wrote:Close but no cigar, I'm at Mizzou.

Oh! Drat, so close indeed. xP
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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby Hippie Pirate on Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:10 pm

MSU? There are a ton there.

I go to Drury and on September 26th I am getting together with the MSU chapter to protest the Socialist Fire Departments.
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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby DJ Dent on Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:13 pm

Hippie Pirate wrote:MSU? There are a ton there.

I go to Drury and on September 26th I am getting together with the MSU chapter to protest the Socialist Fire Departments.

No, not MSU. This is MSSU, 70 miles away from MSU. xP
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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby ken worley on Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:38 pm

Capellini wrote:Close but no cigar, I'm at Mizzou.



To be closer to mptrooper, no doubt.

Or are you endeavoring to become a hillbilly?
Complete with missing front tooth, tobaccy plug 'twixt cheek and gum, and ceramic jug o' 'shine?..



...wanna do it in the cornfield?
I can bring my own tobaccy...if that's the sticking point..

Whatever, just point, that's where I'll stick it.


sheesh...corny.
I need a drink.


*uncorks jug*
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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:42 pm

Whoa. Ken, where have you been? (And it had better not have been anywhere near my daughters!)

Actually, you've been missed!
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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby ken worley on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:26 pm

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I picked up enough meskin' to get through all of a day's routines.

I may be infected, cap'll have to examine my crotch, at her leisure.

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I actually hate you all....except cap's pelvic region....and maybe El's...and the dubi-daughters, whose very forbidden-fruitiness has me in a possibly infected lather.
Cap'll have to monitor it closely, if someone can pry her tongue out of mptroopers mouth.
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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby farfalla on Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:15 am

can only speak for me

I miss you

(thanks to whomever held gun to your head as long as they do not pull trigger, just ecstatic that you are alive and have not misplaced your charm and wit)
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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby ken worley on Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:16 am

farfalla wrote:can only speak for me

I miss you

(thanks to whomever held gun to your head as long as they do not pull trigger, just ecstatic that you are alive and have not misplaced your charm and wit)


First. My apologies for the glaring omission of your 'name' in the above perv-list.


Then..

It actually stuns me to see what would appear to be a simple and sincere statement of affection.....

*to self*
Could someone truly care whether I exist or not, even one without a feeding tube stuck in the back of my neck?...

*slowly begins effervescing.*

*and remembrances of ankle-socks past, passing up and down the lower ribs of my mind*


*waits for forum to cease vomiting*


(could be a long wait, there's also the pirates' contingent aboard.)

I would reciprocate, and say that I miss you, but have only my version of "you", to miss or not.
Would I be honest in that expression of affection?

Can I instead simply say that I like you? (at least for that which I may know of you.)
Know, one thing I do... that 'instant heating' is a pleasing facilty you possess.

(Or is that merely the projecting of my response to you, upon your innocent person?)

I hope not.
(where's the 'devil-horns' fsmoticon?)



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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby Rainswept on Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:44 pm

ken worley wrote:My apologies for the glaring omission of your 'name' in the above perv-list.



Firstly, there's a perv-list on here? Please show me where, as you never know when you're gonna need one of those...

Secondly... Am I on it already?
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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:20 pm

Rainswept wrote:Firstly, there's a perv-list on here? Please show me where, as you never know when you're gonna need one of those...

Secondly... Am I on it already?
Ken Worley wrote:I actually hate you all....except cap's pelvic region....and maybe El's...and the dubi-daughters, whose very forbidden-fruitiness has me in a possibly infected lather.
I think the list is not a list of pervs, rather it's a list of people that Ken wants to perv. Are you sure you still want to be on that list?
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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:16 pm

I'm certainly glad I'm not on it (and never will be)!
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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby ken worley on Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:49 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:I'm certainly glad I'm not on it (and never will be)!



Don't be so sure...
Send pics of your loin area.

We'll see.

@ RS..

Do NOT send pics....I have attorneys.


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Re: Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

Postby ubidubikid #1 on Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:52 pm

ken worley wrote:and the dubi-daughters, whose very forbidden-fruitiness has me in a possibly infected lather.


Eww... I suppose that's a compliment... I'm just going to pretend that I didn't read that... Eww.

P.S. How can he lust over someone who he's never even seen a picture of?
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