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daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:47 am

This may sound like a stupid question.
What?
Lip nip nip nip bip.
Yes, that does sound like a silly question.

Anyway, does anyone have any title suggestions? I personally quite like 'Accident waiting to happen' (I can't remember who said it though).
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But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby PKMKII on Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:04 pm

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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:40 pm

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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:32 pm

Buy one, get one free on emergency procedures!

The English gimp.(Sorry, I'm a porridge wog, I had to say it...)

Port Out, Ambulance Home.

Does anyone have a plaster?

You're going home in a Bristol ambulance.

That's going to hurt in the morning.
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Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:16 pm

"Peril Prone Pastafarian"

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Sorry, DB. Had to be done!

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Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:23 pm

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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:31 am

Falls Down A Lot
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby TwistedSister on Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:55 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Sir Falls Down A Lot


(Just made it a proper title is all.)

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Postby DavidH on Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:48 pm

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Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:38 pm

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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:55 pm

Usually plastered. (rum... broken bones... you know...)
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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:01 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Usually plastered. (rum... broken bones... you know...)


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Re: daftbeaker may have done something silly again

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:27 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Usually plastered. (rum... broken bones... you know...)

Although I've never had a cast :blush:

Try again but work nails or grafts into it :wink:

Edit - I'm starting to like Usually Plastered just for the booze reference :drinking:

Roy Hunter wrote:The English gimp.(Sorry, I'm a porridge wog, I had to say it...)

I wondered when something like that would be making an appearance :whistle: The English Patient might be more appropriate though :wink:
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Postby TwistedSister on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:13 pm

Gets nailed while plastered.
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Postby DavidH on Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:47 am

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