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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby PKMKII on Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:15 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Explained to a co-worker today when they offered me a Christmas Chocolate coin...though I still prefer "Happy Bah Humbug!"


You turned down chocolate? crazy man....
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:01 pm

Always take their food. It's one of the few ways our religions are similar. I keep saying that you'll only catch me in a church for a wedding, a funeral or around Holiday when the lutherans have those great Scandanavian buffets!
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:00 am

When did I say I turned it down?
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Milo the dog on Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:17 pm

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ARF! ARF! ARF!
Arf!
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:27 pm

Looks like Milo is getting cataracts in that pix.

You're gonna blind him Roy!

Wonder if Milo ate the garland?
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:10 pm

Apparently dogs and cats have a semi-reflective layer on the back of their eyes. The reason humans have red-eye is light reflecting from the blood vessels in the back of the eye, dogs and cats actually reflect back more of the light (apparently).

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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:15 pm

Cataracts was funnier.

Still not Monkey here yet.
Only 9:21 pm here.
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Ubi Dubium on Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:34 am

It's Monkey here now! Happy Monkey all!

May His Noodliness touch you in all the right places! May he bestow upon you pasta and grog in abundance! Yarrrgh!
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:07 am

Under six hours of Monkey left here. :bummer:

Mind you, that means less time until my 30th wedding anniversary tomorrow! :bounce:
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:44 am

daftbeaker wrote:Apparently dogs and cats have a semi-reflective layer on the back of their eyes. The reason humans have red-eye is light reflecting from the blood vessels in the back of the eye, dogs and cats actually reflect back more of the light (apparently).


Unless my Biology training fails me, i believe it's called the tapetum lucidium.
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby blackfire2013 on Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:33 pm

Happy Monkey to all my brethren! only 2 hours and 45 minuets left of holiday.
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:48 pm

blackfire2013 wrote:Happy Monkey to all my brethren! only 2 hours and 45 minuets left of holiday.


45 minuets?! In two hours?! You must dance really quickly, and you are going to be knackered…

Monkey ended nearly fourteen hours ago here!

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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:33 am

OH WELL! It sounds like most of us had a good Holiday/Monkey anyway! :wink:
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby DavidH on Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:15 am

I did, despite a rather evil hangover. My daughter made damson gin, and it's so disgusting that I only sipped at it and stayed sober. Didn't want to offend her by drinking something else. It's funny waking up on Monkey+1 without a hangover.
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Re: Happy Monkey!

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:16 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Under six hours of Monkey left here. :bummer:

Mind you, that means less time until my 30th wedding anniversary tomorrow! :bounce:

:jack: :jack: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TIG!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You must have been a child bride.......
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