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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:02 am

way to try to blame me for derailing the thread though TS... :annoyed:
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Ham Nox on Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:03 am

I impose on myself the task of RERAILING it then!!

Who's got a beard that's long and white
Captain's got a beard that's long and white

Who docks in town on a special night
Captain docks in town on a special night
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P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby ciaran54 on Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:34 am

Who's got a beard that's long and white
Captain's got a beard that's long and white

Who docks in town on a special night
Captain docks in town on a special night

Who drinks Grog 'til his liver is die-ght
captain drinks Grog 'til his liver is die-ght

(everything has to be 'ite' or 'ight' right, or is it every two verses have to rhyme-i'm confuzzled)
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Ham Nox on Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:11 am

It's every two verses have to rhyme.
And if you think about it, the Santa myth does not need a whole lot of alteration to revert it back to its true and original piratey form.
Boots. Red regalia. Loot-bag for hat. Flying Ship. Midgits work for him.
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...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby ciaran54 on Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:18 am

ok i edit

Who's got a beard that's long and white?
Captain's got a beard that's long and white!

Who docks in town on a special night?
Captain docks in town on a special night!

Who drinks Grog 'til his liver is dead?
captain drinks Grog 'til his liver is dead!

Who sails the seas 'til his face is red?
Captain sails the seas 'til his face is red!
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:33 pm

:facepalm:
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby ciaran54 on Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:26 am

FACEPALM SONG!!!!!

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:facepalm: :facepalm:
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:42 am

T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby DavidH on Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:24 am

T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:17 am

T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..

And he thought and he thought and he tossed some more
And he left unpleasant stains upon the floor...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:24 pm

T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..

And he thought and he thought and he tossed some more
And he left unpleasant stains upon the floor...
This left McGonagall in an unpleasant quandary,
Whether to clean up the mess himself, or ask his maid to take it to the laundry?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:00 am

T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..

And he thought and he thought and he tossed some more
And he left unpleasant stains upon the floor...
This left McGonagall in an unpleasant quandary,
Whether to clean up the mess himself, or ask his maid to take it to the laundry?
But the maid was a girl who hailed from Inverness
And never before had she set eyes on such a mess
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:17 am

black bart wrote:T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..

And he thought and he thought and he tossed some more
And he left unpleasant stains upon the floor...
This left McGonagall in an unpleasant quandary,
Whether to clean up the mess himself, or ask his maid to take it to the laundry?
But the maid was a girl who hailed from Inverness
And never before had she set eyes on such a mess

FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:51 am

T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..

And he thought and he thought and he tossed some more
And he left unpleasant stains upon the floor...
This left McGonagall in an unpleasant quandary,
Whether to clean up the mess himself, or ask his maid to take it to the laundry?
But the maid was a girl who hailed from Inverness
And never before had she set eyes on such a mess

A passing American said "FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!",
Which was a bit of a problem as it didn't fit in with the rest of the poem at'aa,
But McGonagall thought he should persevere,
And see if he could get something a bit more salient to the subject at hand written down here,
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby DavidH on Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:25 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..

And he thought and he thought and he tossed some more
And he left unpleasant stains upon the floor...
This left McGonagall in an unpleasant quandary,
Whether to clean up the mess himself, or ask his maid to take it to the laundry?
But the maid was a girl who hailed from Inverness
And never before had she set eyes on such a mess

A passing American said "FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!",
Which was a bit of a problem as it didn't fit in with the rest of the poem at'aa,
But McGonagall thought he should persevere,
And see if he could get something a bit more salient to the subject at hand written down here,

Although he was still a-wondery
As to how the maid might actually get the floor to the laundry,
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