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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:21 pm

O.K guys, we are up to 13 days, if all are game, I say let's keep going.

Note: You can change it from "My true love said to me" to " My true love gave to me".
It might be easier to "Quote" the previous post and add you next line since it's getting long.

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Edd » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:05 pm

Maybe we can just do a new song? Like

I'm Dreaming of a Hairless Monkey,

Silent Nef Yoo,

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Darwin,

I Saw Mommy Cooking Calico Jack,

Deck the Creationists with Boughs of Evidence,

or we can just sit around the fireplace and recite Twas the Epoch Before the Cambrian Explosion
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:39 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:On the eleventh day of Monkey my true love said to me:
Eleven pairs of Big Brenda's knockers,



My. Best. Typo. EVER. :shocked: :lol: :haha: :lol: :haha: :lol: :haha:

(I meant to type 'knickers'…  :blush: )

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby black bart » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:02 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:On the eleventh day of Monkey my true love said to me:
Eleven pairs of Big Brenda's knockers,



My. Best. Typo. EVER. :shocked: :lol: :haha: :lol: :haha: :lol: :haha:

(I meant to type 'knickers'…  :blush: )


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Either way it's sexy though :lech:
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Ubi Dubium » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:20 am

I thought that it was deliberate! I kept getting all kinds of hilarious mental images from that! :haha: :haha: :haha:

Can we sing Carol of the Beers?

The Little Cabin Boy?

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:27 am

Another song would be fun.

Someone start and the rest will follow.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:21 pm

Hark! The Pirate shipmates sing,
Steal the rum and everything!
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Edd » Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:32 pm

Hark! The Pirate shipmates sing,
“Steal the rum and everything!
Fish head stew and Nef Yoo child,
drive the cursed bilge rats wild.”
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:24 pm

Hark! The Pirate shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Fish Head stew and Nef Yoo child,
drive the cursed bildge rats wild."
On the mast our good flag flies,
it once covered Brenda's thighs.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:27 pm

Hark! The Pirate shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Fish Head stew and Nef Yoo child,
drive the cursed bildge rats wild."
On the mast our good flag flies,
it once covered Brenda's thighs.
What on Earth's the awful smell?
Fish 'Ed Stoo, the crew's unwell.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:52 pm

If we're keeping true to the original, then the next lines would have to be

Hark! The Pirate shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"

again.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:01 pm

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:16 pm

daftbeaker wrote:FIVE GOLD RINGS!
That's how English people boast about having buggered the entire Oxford or Cambridge boat race team.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:20 pm

Ding! Fries are done!

Always a classic!
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Elvalia » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:33 pm

daftbeaker wrote:FIVE GOLD RINGS!

I actually have a video from my high school's carol sing last year featuring that song, that was sung very quietly by a few shy students except for the FIVE GOLDEN RINGS part, which was shouted out by the entire grade 12 class. Minus my best friend, who was hungover that day. Yes, I took pictures of her miserably trying to escape the noise. Yes, it was amusing to me.

Anyway.

Hark! The Pirate shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"
Fish Head stew and Nef Yoo child,
drive the cursed bildge rats wild."
On the mast our good flag flies,
it once covered Brenda's thighs.
What on Earth's the awful smell?
Fish 'Ed Stoo, the crew's unwell.
Hark! The pirate's shipmates sing,
"Steal the rum and everything!"

Swab the deck, do your duty
If you want your share of booty!



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