O.k. folks, guess you get the idea.
On the first day of Monkey my true love said to me "What's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by TwistedSister on Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:20 am
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by DavidH on Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:25 am
On the second day of Monkey my true love said to me, "Two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by Ubi Dubius on Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:29 am
On the third day of Monkey my true love said to me, "Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by black bart on Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:52 am
On the fourth day of Monkey my true love said to me, Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's 
Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by DavidH on Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:39 pm
black bart wrote:Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Yer notty. Yer banned.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by PKMKII on Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:21 pm
On the fifth day of Monkey my true love said to me, "FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!! Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by Edd on Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:01 pm
On the sixth day of Monkey my true love said to me,
"Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
"Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by Elvalia on Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:10 pm
On the seventh day of Monkey my true love said to me:
"Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
"Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by TwistedSister on Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:27 pm
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by PantyGnawer on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:18 pm
On the eigth day of Monkey my true love said to me:
"Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
"Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by Scott the Pirate on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:30 pm
"Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
two plates of fish-head stew
and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by Ham Nox on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:36 pm
On the tenth day of Monkey my true love said to me:
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
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If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
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............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:48 pm
On the eleventh day of Monkey my true love said to me:
Eleven pairs of Big Brenda's knockers,
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
Eleven pairs of Big Brenda's knockers,
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by Roy Hunter on Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:19 pm
On the twelfth day of Monkey my true love gave to me,
Twelve puppies a-teething,
Eleven pairs of Big Brenda's knockers,
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
Twelve puppies a-teething,
Eleven pairs of Big Brenda's knockers,
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song
by daftbeaker on Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:45 pm
On the 13th day of Monkey my true love gave to me,
Yer notty, yer banned.
Yer notty, yer banned.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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