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The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:20 am

O.k. folks, guess you get the idea.

On the first day of Monkey my true love said to me "What's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby DavidH on Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:25 am

On the second day of Monkey my true love said to me, "Two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:29 am

On the third day of Monkey my true love said to me, "Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby black bart on Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:52 am

On the fourth day of Monkey my true love said to me, Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's :lech: Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby DavidH on Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:39 pm

black bart wrote:Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's :lech:

Yer notty. Yer banned.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby PKMKII on Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:21 pm

On the fifth day of Monkey my true love said to me, "FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!! Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's :lech: Three first posts, two plates of fish-head stew and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Edd on Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:01 pm

On the sixth day of Monkey my true love said to me,

"Six Pharyngulated polls

FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!

Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's :lech:

Three first posts

two plates of fish-head stew

and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Elvalia on Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:10 pm

On the seventh day of Monkey my true love said to me:

"Seven Scotts corrupting

Six Pharyngulated polls

FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!

Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's :lech:

Three first posts

two plates of fish-head stew

and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:27 pm

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:18 pm

On the eigth day of Monkey my true love said to me:

"Eight annoying Nef Yoos

Seven Scotts corrupting

Six Pharyngulated polls

FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!

Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's :lech:

Three first posts

two plates of fish-head stew

and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:30 pm

"Nine strippers stripping

Eight annoying Nef Yoos

Seven Scotts corrupting

Six Pharyngulated polls

FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!

Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's :lech:

Three first posts

two plates of fish-head stew

and what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??"
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Ham Nox on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:36 pm

On the tenth day of Monkey my true love said to me:
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's :lech:
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:48 pm

On the eleventh day of Monkey my true love said to me:
Eleven pairs of Big Brenda's knockers,
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's :lech:
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:19 pm

On the twelfth day of Monkey my true love gave to me,
Twelve puppies a-teething,
Eleven pairs of Big Brenda's knockers,
Ten Playbilge Magazines
Nine strippers stripping
Eight annoying Nef Yoos
Seven Scotts corrupting
Six Pharyngulated polls
FIVE!!!! PER-VERT!!! KINGS!!!
Four Calling Birds from Madame Fifi's :lech:
Three first posts
Two plates of fish-head stew
And what's up with that Charlie Brown tree??
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:45 pm

On the 13th day of Monkey my true love gave to me,
Yer notty, yer banned.
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