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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:02 pm

black bart wrote:
DavidH wrote:Aardelope noun

1. Product of the union between an aardvark (qv) and an antelope.
The opposite of an antevark.


That cannot be possible...even Simon King has never seen that happen!!!


Well he should keep his eyes peeled. They do it awful quick. :fsm_rock:
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:24 pm

fastigum
–noun, plural -ums, -ma
chewed bubblegum used as an adhesive when juryrigging repairs.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:36 am

Slartibartfast
proper noun
1. one who makes fiddly bits around fjords
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:42 am

Phartiphukborlz
proper noun
The original name of Slartibartfast...changed until it was acceptable for Radio Broadcast on our planet.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:58 am

Diegesis
-noun
A narrative or history; a recital or relation.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:57 am

Diejesus
-command
Famous line uttered by both King Herod and Pontius Pilate.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:46 am

expunge
–verb (used with object), -punged, -pung⋅ing.
1. to strike or blot out; erase; obliterate.
2. to efface; wipe out or destroy.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby bacon on Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:53 am

exsponge
- noun
an old sponge that is no longer in use and is replaced by a new sponge
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Pythonist on Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:39 am

Pedrophile - One who has a sexual craving for Italians
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:01 pm

Pythonist wrote:Pedrophile - One who has a sexual craving for Italians


Pedro isn't an Italian name, it's mostly used in Spanish and Portuguese-speaking nations.

Guidophilia!
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Pythonist on Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:17 pm

I stand corrected

How about this:

Pedrophilia: one who has a sexual craving for those from "Spanish and Portuguese-speaking nations"
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:06 pm

explunge
–verb (used with object), -plunged, -plung⋅ing.
1. to rise out of the depths onto a higher surface.
2. to put the clog back in the toilet. Usually by a plumber when his invoice has gone unpaid.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Pythonist on Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:03 am

Re-read

- To try to dictate a story to a class. But with a stutter.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:43 am

Frounce
-verb
1. To gather into or adorn with plaits, as a dress.
2. To form wrinkles in or upon.
3. To curl or frizzle, as the hair.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:32 am

tragematopolist n
confectioner; seller of sweets
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