The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:47 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Following on from DB's earlier revelation that Bristol is in Wales, I was delighted to find out that he thinks Lothian is on the West coast. Them's the benefits of an English education.

It was Bart who got the Avon and Severn confused :wink:

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:56 am

Whatever happened to the Avon Lady?
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:31 pm

black bart wrote:Whatever happened to the Avon Lady?


She eloped with Mr. Severn; they emigrated from Nottinghamshire to the New World, haven of unfettered capitalism and cosmetics-mad Idahoans.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:01 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
black bart wrote:Whatever happened to the Avon Lady?


She eloped with Mr. Severn; they emigrated from Nottinghamshire to the New World, haven of unfettered capitalism and cosmetics-mad Idahoans.


helpful citizen of liberal views, and has a reputation for sterling manhood that makes him popular with all who know him.
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No wonder she went off with him!

Back to Roy's title I think we're just about ready for the vote.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:07 am

I move that nominations be closed!
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby bacon on Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:55 am

i second the motion - but only because this gave me the opportunity to be under ubi :lech:
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:57 pm

^yer notty.
Yer ban!
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:02 pm

bacon wrote:i second the motion - but only because this gave me the opportunity to be under ubi :lech:

Anytime. :lech:
I guess that puts me under TS now. A sandwich! :grin:
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:21 pm

If there are no objections, I'll start a vote poll tomorrow night (if sober enough) for Roy with these options:

For Roy Hunter
Dances with sheep
Sasquatch Scotsman
Puppymaster
Kilt Happens
Thistle Muncher
Laugh_Roy_oag
"If it's no Scottish, it's CRAP!!"
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:28 pm

black bart wrote:If there are no objections, I'll start a vote poll tomorrow night (if sober enough) for Roy with these options:

For Roy Hunter
Dances with sheep
Sasquatch Scotsman
Puppymaster
Kilt Happens
Thistle Muncher
Laugh_Roy_oag
"If it's no Scottish, it's CRAP!!"


This option, may I humbly suggest, would be greatly improved by closer spelling to the original "Laphroaig";
i.e. "Laugh_Roy_aig" replacing the syllables "Laph_ro_aig".
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby black bart on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:33 pm

Even as ye say it, so shall it be.
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