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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby bacon on Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:27 am

one tough cookie
Get your bake on.

SUPER EXTRA CRISPY

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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:25 pm

bacon wrote:one tough cookie

:worship: :worship: :worship:

(Bacon +4)
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:55 pm

Telling Mr. TS about my Prophet status, after he rolled his eyes and made a comment on how many posts I've made he suggested the following name: Ms. Bitches Alot (based on his highly imaginative imagination...)
No cookies to anyone who thinks that's a good suggestion. :whip:
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:01 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:
bacon wrote:the twisted one

This one please.

Fank ye, ye welkum.

Been meaning to say something about that....just remember you could end up being the Broken One. :lol:




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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:17 pm

Bite me hard.
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:27 pm

If you insist :lech:
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:42 pm

On the neck please..........
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:23 am

As with Roy this will also go to the vote soon.

So far we have:

One Tough Cookie
The Twisted One
Provider of cookies
Cat o nine tales
Grumpy and proud of it
Grumpy Kitty
Cookies enabled
What's new pussycat (I just made that up cos I'm a Tom Jones fan)

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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:49 am

TwistedSister wrote:On the neck please..........

Actually, Bart, I like this one.
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:28 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:
TwistedSister wrote:On the neck please..........

Actually, Bart, I like this one.

Oh YOU!!!
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:20 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Cookiepuss.

No likey?
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:35 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Cookiepuss.

No likey?

No. The Twisted One was my idea and I'm sticking to it. Sorry :blush:
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:44 pm

Bart, can you add
Twisted-Cookie-Puss???
Combining ET and Daftbeaker's suggestions.

I know I shouldn't make a suggestion of my own, but I like the combination.

Here's a cookie for ya!!!
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:33 pm

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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby PKMKII on Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:06 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Desperate Housecat


I'm PKMKII, and I endorse this title.
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