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by **pieces o'nine** on Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:44 pm

One has heard one's maids tittering about posing for Rembrandt Van Plummer. Apparently the rogue has an assortment of "o-rings" and "diaphragms" which they have seen when invited up to examine his etchings.

by **black bart** on Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:56 am

My word...the bounder has asked lady Bart to pose as Aphrodite!

by **DaveL** on Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:28 am

Mr Plumber does have gallery potential Sir Bart. That means your lovely wife will be gawked at for next three hundred years.

by **black bart** on Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:45 am

One fancies there's just about room in the Gallery of Mrs Barts:

by **DaveL** on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:42 am

YArrrrr...

That be a fine set of...erm...paintings hangin' on that wall Bart.

by **black bart** on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:48 am

Indeed Lord Davel...tis fortunate none of the works include the bottom halves! Those voluminous dresses tend to hide the results of all those banquets and balls!

by **DaveL** on Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:01 am

I do love a good nude painting Lord Bart. Much better than that filthy common rag Playbilge. Completely low brow I must say!

by **black bart** on Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:28 am

Indeed...that sort of publication has been banned from Bartchester Hall...so Lady Bart tells me... :annoyed:

by **DaveL** on Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:35 am

Chortle Chortle

What hey old man, I do think we should start our own upper class mens magazine called 'Bushy Estate'. No idea why though!

by **black bart** on Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:00 am

Guffaw guffaw...

...what about 'Reader's Scullery Maid'?

by **DaveL** on Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:21 am

Spiffy idea old chap. Why I'm off to purchase a print house immediately!

by **black bart** on Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:27 am

Ahh...I do love this time of year at Bartchester Halls. The wind whistling down the chimneys, the rain lashing the windows, the servants bringing in logs for the fire, the chestnuts roasting on the fire in the great hall...which reminds me that new scullery maid is a buxom wench! :lech:

by **DaveL** on Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:32 pm

Wind whistling down the chimneys, eh? You sure it's not Viscount Santa Claus, sharing the after effects of eating fruit cake?

by **black bart** on Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:51 am

You could be right there Lord Davel...the chaps an absolute Viscount!

by **DaveL** on Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:30 pm

Well Barty you can 'count' on me chortle chortle

I love a good chuckle you know. I just have make sure all that laughter doesn't liberate my wind.

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