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Re: Halloween costumes
by Roy Hunter on Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:14 pm
We discourage trick-or-treat, preferring the traditional Scottish 'guising'. The kids have to sing us a song, or tell us a joke, or entertain us in some other way. Then we give them terrible sweeties that will rot their teeth and make them fat, but also contain additives that will drive them temporarily insane. I am practising for grandparenthood.
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Re: Halloween costumes
by black bart on Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:54 am
TwistedSister wrote:I didn't decorate or anything for Halloween being we don't get trick or treaters here, but I did make a scarecrow and a pirate pumpkin for up at the store.
I was going to post pix this weekend but I forgot to.
We want to see the pics!!! We demand it!!
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Re: Halloween costumes
by TwistedSister on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:07 am
Keep your hat on!
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Re: Halloween costumes
by daftbeaker on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:24 am
TwistedSister wrote:Keep your hat on!
It's alright, 'e carnt get it orf. I put superglue in it this morning. Now to put bootpolish on his telescope
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Re: Halloween costumes
by Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:50 am
daftbeaker wrote:Now to put bootpolish on his telescope
Is that what you're calling it these days?
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Re: Halloween costumes
by daftbeaker on Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:39 am
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:daftbeaker wrote:Now to put bootpolish on his telescope
Is that what you're calling it these days?
What else would you call putting bootpolish on a telescope eyepiece? If Bart gets a black eye you'll know why now
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Re: Halloween costumes
by Calico Jack on Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:23 am
Jack Help Penguin Wench!
Put Peanut Shells In Black Bart's Shoes!
Ack!
Poop On Nef Yoo!
Put Peanut Shells In Black Bart's Shoes!
Ack!
Poop On Nef Yoo!
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
Who Jack pay???
Who Jack pay???
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Re: Halloween costumes
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:48 pm
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Re: Halloween costumes
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:17 pm
Lookin good, Rev. You and the wench both.
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("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Halloween costumes
by bacon on Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:23 am
great costume rev! both of you!
Get your bake on.
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Re: Halloween costumes
by Robbobrob on Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:48 am
I had a FSM sighting this Halloween, up in Salem, MA. She was pusing a baby carriage with the Buddy Jesus (from Dogma). Apparently they were trying to explain the FSM to some passersby, when I ran up and screamed, "HOLY MACARONI!! IT'S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!" I think they were happy that soome got it, and was excited to see the costume.
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Re: Halloween costumes
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:34 am
Robbobrob wrote:I had a FSM sighting this Halloween, up in Salem, MA. She was pusing a baby carriage with the Buddy Jesus (from Dogma). Apparently they were trying to explain the FSM to some passersby, when I ran up and screamed, "HOLY MACARONI!! IT'S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!" I think they were happy that soome got it, and was excited to see the costume.
Cool. My neice and my cousin were both working in Salem that day, neice doing a radio remote thing, and cousin guiding tourists - herding sheep is how she describes it. I grew up in the next town over.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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