Complete the Piratey Headline

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Oi thought a sentence was...

...when ye spend toime in gaol/jail
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...sumthin I can never manage, even after poetry lessons
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...sumfin that won't reach completion due to me chronic st st stu stu stuu...
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...yarrr stuff it, kidnap me a speech pathologist immediately!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:39 am

Madame Fifi SAYS on the whole IT TASTES like chicken"

In an average week ****** Portsmouth wenches have got themselves ******** whilst out of ********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:34 pm

black bart wrote:

In an average week 7 Portsmouth wenches have got themselves up-the-duff whilst out of wedlock


DaveL denies getting ***** Portsmouth wenches per week *******, as he is often at sea and is deprived of female contact.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:17 am

DaveL denies getting 14 Portsmouth wenches per week to slap him, as he is often at sea and is deprived of female contact.

Never trust a man in a **** dress, says leading Portsmouth *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:55 pm

black bart wrote:Never trust a man in another man's dress, says leading Portsmouth transvestite


********* escapes into Portsmouth while the goode shippe ********** is being *********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:07 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Shirley Temple escapes into Portsmouth while the goode shippe Lollypop is being Licked by Nef Yoo


******** Joins Axis of *********; PM Bemoans********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:44 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:Nef Yoo Joins Axis of Weevil; PM Bemoans"Ack! Polly want vengeance! Ack!"


Public furious over Axis of Weevil ******** beloved children's classic, *******!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:57 am

Public furious over Axis of Weevil's Annexation of beloved children's classic, Captain Pugwash!

Sir Winston Daftbeaker asked to form ******* by Her Maj the *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Judas_Wizard on Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:20 pm

No/color] pets [color=#FF0000]allowed. When asked why said it's because Big Ron is making his mystery sausages.

[size=200]Constable Timmins seen in fishmarkets buying a Geoduck to enhance the size of his [color=#FF0000]*******[/color
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YArrrr...Judas, my apologies - I hit edit not quote - Oi think Oi irreversably buggered up your post :( DaveL
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:43 am

Judas_Wizard wrote:No/color] pets [color=#FF0000]allowed. When asked why said it's because Big Ron is making his mystery sausages.

[size=200]Constable Timmins seen in fishmarkets buying a Geoduck to enhance the size of his [color=#FF0000]*******[/color
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YArrrr...Judas, my apologies - I hit edit not quote - Oi think Oi irreversably buggered up your post :( DaveL


I don't think ye quoit has got thee hang o this thread matey...stay behind arter Pirate School and write out this a hundred toims:

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:41 am

black bart wrote:I don't think ye quoit has got thee hang o this thread matey...stay behind arter Pirate School and write out this a hundred toims:

I'LL GET IT RIGHT WHEN BART DOES.

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Edd on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:11 pm

Sir Winston Daftbeaker asked to form Council For Mandatory Forum Education by Her Maj the Admin of Seamen.


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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:07 pm

Edd wrote:Axis of Weevil Threatens To Perform "Mama Mia" by Press-Ganging Big Brenda and Saucy Gert Into The Chorus.!


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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby bacon on Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:11 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Milo The Puppy: Bilge Rat Or Nef Yoo In Disquise?


Hundreds In Portsmouth*******! What Ever Happened To ******?
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:44 pm

bacon wrote:Hundreds In Portsmouth Ecstatic! What Ever Happened To Nef Yoo?



New Recipe For *********** Discovered! ********** Flee In ********.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:54 pm

New Recipe For Fish 'ead Stoo Curry Discovered! Chefs and WenchesFlee In Minibuses in the Nick o' Time.

Lingerie belonging to ********** Blows Away From Washing Line! ************ ensues as **********!
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