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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby PKMKII on Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:40 pm

Where does that chain attach at? :lech:
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:20 am

Yarr, oi wanna join! Oi be gud atte embroidery, doily-placin' an' turkey carvin!
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:09 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Yarr, oi wanna join! Oi be gud atte embroidery, doily-placin' an' turkey carvin!


Yarrr oiv already hinlisted ye as me second in command...today the Pirate Board...Tomorro thee World!!!

I hereby award Nef Yoo the Order of thee Golden Blackbeard for extreme daftness in thee face of thee enemy.

Parrot gets a new perch (anyfing ta get thee filthy bird orf me shoulder!).
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:41 am

Yarr, oi also want the roll ove 'First Adfiser ta the Stars' 'coz oi loik dem celebbities on Bold anna Bootful.
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:07 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Yarr, oi also want the roll ove 'First Adfiser ta the Stars' 'coz oi loik dem celebbities on Bold anna Bootful.


Granted...I loiks ta see hambishun in me Generals...once more unto thee beach where I think I spied Kirstin Dunst sunbathin au naturale!
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Calico Jack on Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:00 am

Ack!

Jack Want Kirsten Dunst To Be New Perch!

Better Than Stinky Black Bart Shoulder!

Ack!
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:12 pm

Don't look now but Jack and Bart are in some deep trouble now.
Poor bird has been scared red.
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby bacon on Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:20 pm

i think that's one of roy's elephants
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:06 am

Oi will joyne thee Axes.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:06 am

Arrrgh, well done P.O.N....this could be thee turnin point in our fortunes...

We has several vacancies in thee Axis of Weevil:

Chief Valkyrie and Singer of the Sea Shanties - Job Descripshun: Puttin the fear of hell into thine enemies.

Keeper of thee Lollypops by appointment to Lord Nef Yoo of Linguini - Job Descripshun: Making sure Nef Yoo has a lollypop jammed in his gob at all times.

Torturer - Tickling, Playing Celine Dion Records, Leavin em locked up wiv Nef Yoo...that sort o thing.

Lord High Admiral of the Parrot Perch - Ye has ta keep Jack on yer shoulder (we arsked Kirstin Dundt and she used bad language wot I can't repeat here).

Or just make up yer own job.
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:51 am

You are all a bunch of lunatics.

Also, Bart smells of fish heads and Nef Yoo smells of parrot poo.
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:11 am

It's only fitting I be Keeper of the Lollypops.
Sign me up.
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:15 am

TwistedSister wrote:It's only fitting I be Keeper of the Lollypops.
Sign me up.
:nefyoobash:


You're in...

As a test of your allegiance to the Axis...could you smite DB with a kipper. :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:32 am

No but I can trounce him with a Trout.
Will that do?
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:03 am

Yes. You are notty and banned.
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