Complete the Piratey Headline

[black bart]

Madame Fifi SAYS on the whole IT TASTES like chicken"

In an average week ****** Portsmouth wenches have got themselves ******** whilst out of ********

[DaveL]

In an average week 7 Portsmouth wenches have got themselves up-the-duff whilst out of wedlock

DaveL denies getting ***** Portsmouth wenches per week *******, as he is often at sea and is deprived of female contact.

[black bart]

DaveL denies getting 14 Portsmouth wenches per week to slap him, as he is often at sea and is deprived of female contact.

Never trust a man in a **** dress, says leading Portsmouth *******

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Never trust a man in another man's dress, says leading Portsmouth transvestite

********* escapes into Portsmouth while the goode shippe ********** is being *********

[Ubi Dubius]

Shirley Temple escapes into Portsmouth while the goode shippe Lollypop is being Licked by Nef Yoo

******** Joins Axis of *********; PM Bemoans********

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Nef Yoo Joins Axis of Weevil; PM Bemoans"Ack! Polly want vengeance! Ack!"

Public furious over Axis of Weevil ******** beloved children's classic, *******!

[black bart]

Public furious over Axis of Weevil's Annexation of beloved children's classic, Captain Pugwash!

Sir Winston Daftbeaker asked to form ******* by Her Maj the *******

[Judas_Wizard]

No/color] pets [color=#FF0000]allowed. When asked why said it's because Big Ron is making his mystery sausages.

[size=200]Constable Timmins seen in fishmarkets buying a Geoduck to enhance the size of his [color=#FF0000]*******[/color]

YArrrr...Judas, my apologies - I hit edit not quote - Oi think Oi irreversably buggered up your post :( DaveL

[black bart]

No/color] pets [color=#FF0000]allowed. When asked why said it's because Big Ron is making his mystery sausages.

[size=200]Constable Timmins seen in fishmarkets buying a Geoduck to enhance the size of his [color=#FF0000]*******[/color]

YArrrr...Judas, my apologies - I hit edit not quote - Oi think Oi irreversably buggered up your post :( DaveL

I don't think ye quoit has got thee hang o this thread matey...stay behind arter Pirate School and write out this a hundred toims:

Cap'n Cronan Crept Craftily along the Creaking Cruiser.

[TwistedSister]

I don't think ye quoit has got thee hang o this thread matey...stay behind arter Pirate School and write out this a hundred toims:

I'LL GET IT RIGHT WHEN BART DOES.

[Edd]

Sir Winston Daftbeaker asked to form Council For Mandatory Forum Education by Her Maj the Admin of Seamen.


Axis of Weevil Threatens ********* by ********!

[Roy Hunter]

Axis of Weevil Threatens To Perform "Mama Mia" by Press-Ganging Big Brenda and Saucy Gert Into The Chorus.!

Milo The Puppy: ****** Or ******?

[bacon]

Milo The Puppy: Bilge Rat Or Nef Yoo In Disquise?

Hundreds In Portsmouth*******! What Ever Happened To ******?

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Hundreds In Portsmouth Ecstatic! What Ever Happened To Nef Yoo?

New Recipe For *********** Discovered! ********** Flee In ********.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

New Recipe For Fish 'ead Stoo Curry Discovered! Chefs and WenchesFlee In Minibuses in the Nick o' Time.

Lingerie belonging to ********** Blows Away From Washing Line! ************ ensues as **********!