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Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:10 am

Join the Axis of Weevil now and get a free uniform.

We would like to state that we are NOT a cabal we are an Axis. We stand for the rights of Parrots, Nef Yoos and Welshmen everywhere. Our three chief weapons are:

Parrot Poo.
Lollypops
Speaking Welsh
and an almost fanatical devotion to...

Bugger...our four chief weapons are:

Anyway you get a badge and a free monthly subscription to Wobbly Wenches...

psst YAAAACKKKKK! wot about thee wenches?

Ahem, oh yes the wenches get a free monthly subscription to Wobbly Pirates.

Our war cry is:

Anne Robinson must die!

Join up now!
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:39 am

Never! The Coalition of the Slightly Confused Pedants will oppose you at every turn :stupid:
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Calico Jack » Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:46 am

Shiny buttons????? :love:

Wenches???? :love:

Anne Robinson must........ACK!!!!
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:17 am

Poop on him Jack...right in the Banana!

It's the only thing these pedants understand!
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Rainswept » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:55 am

Hmm if it's the Axis of Weevil, whom would the opposing forces be?

I suppose instead of "Allies" they would be "Al-Denties"
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:59 am

Where's Nef Yoo when ye wants him?

I comman Nef Yoo ta hoist thee main sail an smack db wiv his lolly!
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:00 am

Hokay unco farty. We oll line up agin the playground wall, an den we pick teams.

I hops Ann Rubbinsun pick mee...
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Calico Jack » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:05 am

Yoo Hoo, Neff Yoo..........

Jack put weevil in your hat!

And now a message from our local sponsor.
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:08 am

Hi wunder if puppys lykes rose chickn?

Heeeer, chicky chicky chicky! Hi got a cute puppy fer ye ter see! Heeeeeer, chicky chicky chicky!
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:27 am

Arrrrgh...tis thee greatest Axis since Snow White an thee seven dwarves.
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:57 am

Sounds more like these guys.

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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:09 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Sounds more like these guys.

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Fixed that for ya, Twisty...

^That's the Scotland football team, by the way.
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby PKMKII » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:12 pm

The legs... so skinny... so pasty...
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:57 pm

...so bad at football...
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:02 pm

PKMKII wrote:The legs... so skinny... so pasty...


You prefer these ones, then? They probably aren't good at football either, though. :moon:

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