I sit here humble before you, glass of wine in hand, well, on the desk anyways.
If you deem me worthy, I am putting myself at your mercy for my Prophet name.
(I know Scott's been waiting for this)
Do what you will, just remember who brought cookies to the forum.
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TS Next In Line
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TS Next In Line
by TwistedSister on Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:37 pm
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: TS Next In Line
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:08 pm
Provider of Cookies
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: TS Next In Line
by Ubi Dubium on Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:25 pm
Parrot's Bane
NefYoo Sitter
Ship's Tempmum
Cat O' Nine Tales
(RRR+11)
NefYoo Sitter
Ship's Tempmum
Cat O' Nine Tales
(RRR+11)
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
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Re: TS Next In Line
by Ubi Dubius on Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:03 pm
Bacon's sister.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: TS Next In Line
by Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:28 pm
Ubi Dubium wrote:NefYoo Sitter
And granny-minder.
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Re: TS Next In Line
by bacon on Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:27 am
the twisted one
sender of foul weather
grumpy & proud of it
sender of foul weather
grumpy & proud of it
Get your bake on.
SUPER EXTRA CRISPY
SUPER EXTRA CRISPY
TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........
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Re: TS Next In Line
by TwistedSister on Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:38 am
Got me pegged on Grumpy & proud of it! 
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: TS Next In Line
by Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:40 am
Twist and shout.
Cookies enabled.
Cat with mouse.
This is maybe a bit obscure, but...
Great! A tractor!
Cookies enabled.
Cat with mouse.
This is maybe a bit obscure, but...
Great! A tractor!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
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Re: TS Next In Line
by Scott the Pirate on Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:05 pm
Totally Twisted
Our Ships Crabby 'Ol Wench
Cookie Cookin' Cat (yes, i know it's called "baking")
Our Ships Crabby 'Ol Wench
Cookie Cookin' Cat (yes, i know it's called "baking")
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: TS Next In Line
by Ubi Dubium on Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:38 am
I keep coming back to "Grumpy Kitty".
(StP+5)
(StP+5)
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
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Re: TS Next In Line
by black bart on Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:33 am
Pussy Galore
Paws for thought
Paws for thought
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: TS Next In Line
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:31 pm
Cookie Monstress
I can haz cheezburger?
I like Roy's, too.
I can haz cheezburger?
I like Roy's, too.
Roy Hunter wrote:Cookies enabled.
Cat with mouse.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: TS Next In Line
by KMill on Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:04 pm
Can I haz cookie?
Or the totally obvious "Tough Shit". Goes with the whole 'TS' theme. Not that I think you're shit, Twisty. But I do think you're tough.
Tough cookie?
Or the totally obvious "Tough Shit". Goes with the whole 'TS' theme. Not that I think you're shit, Twisty. But I do think you're tough.
Tough cookie?
Poor Satan. He'll come for my soul, but he'll leave empty handed.
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Re: TS Next In Line
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:28 am
Stiff Bikkies, perhaps?
Well that takes the cake
Swisted Tister
Well that takes the cake
Swisted Tister
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: TS Next In Line
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:12 am
I Eated Your Cookie
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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