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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:59 am

I'd rather not deal with trolls on this site. I get enough of them in real life.

I made a mistake a few months ago and let one into my house. It was cleverly disguised as my little brother. :furious:
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:33 pm

If he's still hanging around, and refuses to leave, may I suggest eating lots of beans and garlic, and then bringing him into your (hopefully small) office for a closed-door discussion of great length. Do this on a daily basis and he'll be gone in a week.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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