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TS Next In Line

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:37 pm

I sit here humble before you, glass of wine in hand, well, on the desk anyways.

If you deem me worthy, I am putting myself at your mercy for my Prophet name.
(I know Scott's been waiting for this)

Do what you will, just remember who brought cookies to the forum.
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:08 pm

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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:25 pm

Parrot's Bane
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Ship's Tempmum
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:03 pm

Bacon's sister.
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:28 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:NefYoo Sitter


And granny-minder. :blush:
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby bacon on Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:27 am

the twisted one
sender of foul weather
grumpy & proud of it
Get your bake on. Image

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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:38 am

Got me pegged on Grumpy & proud of it! :lol:
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:40 am

Twist and shout.
Cookies enabled.
Cat with mouse.

This is maybe a bit obscure, but...
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:05 pm

Totally Twisted

Our Ships Crabby 'Ol Wench

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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:38 am

I keep coming back to "Grumpy Kitty".

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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:33 am

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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:31 pm

Cookie Monstress

I can haz cheezburger?

I like Roy's, too.
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby KMill on Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:04 pm

Can I haz cookie?

Or the totally obvious "Tough Shit". Goes with the whole 'TS' theme. Not that I think you're shit, Twisty. But I do think you're tough.

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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:28 am

Stiff Bikkies, perhaps?
Well that takes the cake
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Re: TS Next In Line

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:12 am

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