(Backhanded) Compliments Game

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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:23 am

:haha: I try my best, but I'm not sure if you're that good at insults. For one, being the hell spawn of Satan (as PG charmingly puts it) is something of a badge of honour.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Rainswept on Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:40 am

DTH, it's so nice that you sometimes iron your clothes. If only we could get you to remember not to do it while you're wearing them!
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:20 am

That was a good compliment, and imma let you finish, but the amount of time you took to come up with that is the LONGEST DURATION REGARDING THIS THREAD OF ALL TIME!
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Rainswept on Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:36 am

1st of all, I can beat that, see?

Next, I want to tell you that you look nice today, DTH. Is that a new stain on your shirt?
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:12 pm

Yer look lyke a muppit. Hi lyke muppits.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Pythonist on Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:24 pm

Your spelling is just better than those in the Hate Mail section...
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:43 pm

I like your avatar. Did you find it on FailBlog?
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:46 pm

It's lovely that you managed to get such an accurate puzzled expression on your pumpkin. Did you use a mirror?
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:11 pm

I find it admirable that a lady of your advanced age can still find joy in dressing up what is obviously a grandchild's toy.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Pythonist on Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:15 pm

Your tenacity amazes me, not nlike the one hedggehog that just manages to survive the long street crossing...
Weird? Of course i'm weird! Life would be much less interesting otherwise. Eccentricity is the way to go.

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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:31 pm

Talking of hedgehogs...I hear they named a flavour of crisps after you as well...road kill flavour.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Pythonist on Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:38 am

Your Pirate avatar astounds me it could have been a da Vinci...

if da Vinci was a colourblind 5 year old
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"We should disguise leopards as foxes to f**k up the gentry" - The People's Manifesto

"Look how fucking awesome my ears are!" -
My friend's suggestion on how to open with a girl after saying i'd play it by ear


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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Ham Nox on Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:09 am

Your amazing musical talent is shocking to my ears, especially since it shouldn't be possible to hear it over the internet. Does it wake up dead people too?
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby farfalla on Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:38 pm

Ham, it is so nice for you that your boy friend is more normal than you are
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:05 am

just think farf, if your IQ were 35 points lower you could get a job as a school board member.

(I realise that it wasnt a very good backhand, but back off, i've been drinking...)
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