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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:05 pm

Clifford wrote:what in the world is your avatar?
I think it's a spectrum (as in autistic spectrum), and it looks like Mario's legs. Or maybe MC Hammer.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:32 pm

Hey Roy! Only 1 more post for you to reach prophethood!
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:41 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Hey Roy! Only 1 more post for you to reach prophethood!
Eh? What? Oh yeah! 5000 posts! Hell's teeth! I'm a Prophet! Hi coman yer brung me peetzer!
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby bacon on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:43 pm

congratulations roy!!!! :bounce:
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:48 pm

Fank ye, ye welkum!
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby LibraLabRat on Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:18 pm

I am going to weigh in here...I have a very young baptist kid I hang out with at college (I am their resident Master Yoda, since I know what a breast actually feels like) and he told me that they were introduced to the FSM at a church camp, and it was presented as a "heathen faith that prays to a false god for the purpose of mocking the One True Faith!" He honestly thought Pastafarians were SERIOUS BUSINESS about this stuff. So I have invited him to come aboard, and he has lurked some and realized that this is all serious in the realm of education, but otherwise is good natured and funloving.

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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:37 pm

LibraLabRat wrote:I am their resident Master Yoda, since I know what a breast actually feels like


"Like two big 'ol...bags...of sand..."

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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby LibraLabRat on Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:57 pm

Dude, what are you feeling on? I think they feel like the presence of the Noodly one himself......I could post a pic of the FSM as rendered in boobies, but that would probably violate TOS and good taste.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:38 pm

It's a quote from the movie 40 Year Old Virgin, LLR. You should see it, if only the one time.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby LibraLabRat on Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:07 pm

I have seen it, but the horror! I have a hairy chest. THE HORROR!!!!!!!
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby samuel on Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:24 pm

"I'm convinced, therefore it is right" - Chosen_people (twitter user)
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:48 pm

Clifford wrote:what in the world is your avatar?

Roy Hunter wrote:
Clifford wrote:what in the world is your avatar?
I think it's a spectrum (as in autistic spectrum), and it looks like Mario's legs. Or maybe MC Hammer.


Actually, it's "AN ANNOYING MONSTER..." as per my sig. I'm wondering if anyone will guess what it is by Halloween, but if not I'll say it then, I guess.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:12 pm

I reckon it's a midgit at a gay pride rally. Someone get that guy a smaller flag?
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:56 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:I reckon it's a midgit at a gay pride rally. Someone get that guy a smaller flag?


So you're saying you want to see the ass of a gay midgit? My, what specific fantasies you have tig!
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:24 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:I reckon it's a midgit at a gay pride rally. Someone get that guy a smaller flag?


So you're saying you want to see the ass of a gay midgit? My, what specific fantasies you have tig!


He's hiding his donkey as well as his face behind that flag?! :shocked:
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