Complete the Piratey Headline

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Oi thought a sentence was...

...when ye spend toime in gaol/jail
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...sumthin I can never manage, even after poetry lessons
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...sumfin that won't reach completion due to me chronic st st stu stu stuu...
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...yarrr stuff it, kidnap me a speech pathologist immediately!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby bacon on Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:11 am

Auntie wrote:Nef Yoo Poisoned! All of Portsmouth says "Fank Ye, Ye Welkum!" to the staff of the Admiral Benbow.


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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:10 pm

Portsmouth Shocked! Who Killed Bosun Higgs ?




Former Mayor Keith Liversausage Found Alive! Claims He Was Held ***** by ***** !
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:36 am

Former Mayor Keith Liversausage Found Alive! Claims He Was Held hostage by Nefyu until he gave him ransom candy!


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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:38 am

Former Mayor Keith Liversausage Found Alive! Claims He Was Held in Russia by The Bolsheviks !

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:25 am

Big Ron eats a dodgy oyster. An Atheist Bus Ad has been banned for the next week.
GiantWelshman terrorises Portsmouth seafront.

******** Appears on Side of Pirate Ship
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:29 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:Big Brenda's Bottom Print Appears on Side of Pirate Ship


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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:04 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Does Healthy Fish Head Stew Exist? Yes[ ] No[ ] Probably[ ]


Scandal Rocks Portsmouth! ******* and ******* Flee the City as *******!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:49 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Scandal Rocks Portsmouth! Twisty and Bacon Flee the City as Scott the Pirate makes good on repeated promises to come for a visit!


*********** expected to agree to **********!

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:20 am

Ubi Dubium wrote:Bacon and Twisty expected to agree to head for Mexico immediately!


STRANGE AND ********FOUND IN *******'S HALL CLOSET.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:48 am

TwistedSister wrote:STRANGE AND TOP QUARKS FOUND IN DAFTBEAKER'S HALL CLOSET.


RICHARD DAWKINS ********AT LIBERTY UNIVERSITY. LOCAL ********* SAID, "********".
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:29 am

RICHARD DAWKINS GIVES SPEACH AT LIBERTY UNIVERSITY. LOCAL DEAF CLERGYMAN SAID, "JIM HAWKINGS IS TALKING BOLLOCKS THESE DAYS".

NEF YOO KIDNAPPED BY ******* PORTSOUTH *********WITH WILD ****** AND DAYS OF *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Edd on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:44 pm

NEF YOO KIDNAPPED BY EXTRATERRESTRIALS WHO DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER! PORTSMOUTH CELEBRATES FREEDOM FROM TODDLER WITH WILD PEETZER PARTIES AND DAYS OF GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED RIOTS!



PORTSMOUTH AUTHORITIES VOW TO ********** UNTIL ********.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:50 pm

PORTSMOUTH AUTHORITIES VOW TO PILLAGE THE LAST SHILLING FROM CITIZENS UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER.


PORTSMOUTH CITIZENS REVOLT, SHOUTING **********, ********, AND ********.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:58 am

PORTSMOUTH CITIZENS REVOLT, SHOUTING WE'RE REVOLTING, WE'RE UGLEE, AND WE KNOW IT.

TRAIL OF ****** LEADS HEALTH INSPECTORS TO GRISLY DISCOVERY AT *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby KC Observer on Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:37 am

TRAIL OF EMPTY RUM BOTTLES LEADS HEALTH INSPECTORS TO GRISLY DISCOVERY AT FISH HEAD STEW CANNERY. BOTTLES LEAD TO BOILING VAT WITH CLOTHES BESIDE IT




****** SAYS "****** IT. TASTES *******"
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