Complete the Piratey Headline

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Oi thought a sentence was...

...when ye spend toime in gaol/jail
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...sumthin I can never manage, even after poetry lessons
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...sumfin that won't reach completion due to me chronic st st stu stu stuu...
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...yarrr stuff it, kidnap me a speech pathologist immediately!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:25 pm

New art project unveiled in Portsmouth Museum and Cow Shed! Dubbed the 'Great Fish Head Stew Cooks of the 1700's', its purpose is to find at least one


Hackles the Rescue dog drops a big ******** after encountering Tanning Master Jenkin's pit bull in rear lane way. Massive ******* expected.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:43 am

Hackles the Rescue dog drops a big Bone after encountering Tanning Master Jenkin's pit bull in rear lane way. Massive Vet's Bill expected.

Benbow's Gristle Sandwiches to Blame for lack of ****** amongst Pirates.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:41 am

black bart wrote:Benbow's Gristle Sandwiches to Blame for lack of functioning bowels amongst Pirates.


Mad William Bonney to make a speech in front of ******* Tuesday! Concerns the ******!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:17 pm

Mad William Bonney to make a speech in front of Judge Tuesday! Concerns the double pirate speak interpreter is on holidays!


Lord Turtleholmes vast English Estate gets *******. Concerns are that his ******** is responsible.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:35 am

Lord Turtleholmes vast English Estate gets Dutch Elm Disease. Concerns are that his recent cultural visit to Amsterdam is responsible.

Mayor Borat Johnson told to pay back 50,000 Cronan expenses he claimed for his *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:28 am

Mayor Borat Johnson told to pay back 50,000 Cronan expenses he claimed for his Fish Head Stew addiction[/quote]

Shares in Bart Industries plummet after *******!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:59 am

Shares in Bart Industries plummet after a healthy batch discovered!


Big Brenda seen Bungie jumping off the Portsmouth Bridge. Extreme ***********expected.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:42 am

Big Brenda seen Bungie jumping off the Portsmouth Bridge. Extreme Bridge Repair expected.

Blackbeard ***** Near Graceland!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:27 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Blackbeard defeated by Turtleholmes Near Graceland!


Big Ron found in ******* with Auntie Blackbeard! Says: "*******"
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:32 pm

Big Ron found in flagrante delecto with Auntie Blackbeard! Says: "YARRRGGGHHHHHH!"

[size=200]Health Inspector Visits Admiral Benbow, Says ********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:21 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Health Inspector Visits Admiral Benbow, Says Yaaaarrrrrrgghggg....eeep."


Queen's yacht hoists Jolly Roger. Her Majesty announces "We ******** on Europe!"
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:47 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Queen's yacht hoists Jolly Roger. Her Majesty announces "We, the Royals, do make full Royal claim on Europe!"
The local piratefolk are thoroughly unamused. Pirate spokesman One Eyed Hustler Bob stated in a press release earlier today; "AArgh, we arrrgh argh argh dun loik et arrrghh argh Queenie's Royal Arsehole argh argh arghhhh". He then collapsed in a drunken heap.

Queen's Procession through Portsmouth halted when *******!

small edit: Any ove ye piratefolk notice that the eckslamayshin marke look awl rong?
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:24 am

Queen's Procession through Portsmouth halted when Prince Phillip orders a Kebab (he's Greek)!

Man found alive after 10 years being marooned on Barry Island says he survived by eating *******.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:29 am

Man found alive after 10 years being marooned on Barry Island says he survived by eating Dominos Pizza.
(they deliver everywhere).


Pirate Fleet Assaults *******!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:03 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:Pirate Fleet Assaults The Sensibilities of the Upright and Sober Citizens of Portsmouth!


****** says "Fank Ye, Ye Welkum!" to the staff of the Admiral Benbow.
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