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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:00 pm

Sorry, but as an enculturated, heterosexual, American male, i LIKE their shirts!
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:22 pm

Frankly, I'm much more interested in what's underneath the shirts.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:29 pm

Probably skin...sweet soft skin.... :lech:
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Ubi Dubium on Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:51 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Probably skin...sweet soft skin.... :lech:

But if it's skin you guys are liking, then why the current obsession with scrawny women? Us larger ladies have much more skin than they do!
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:02 pm

robotulism wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:Are you sure he didn't mean Atomic Kittehs?
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Someone's stolen major portions of those poor ladies' shirts!

Alert the authorities!


From the expressions on their faces, a large portion of their brains seems to have been taken, too.


Ubi Dubium wrote:
Scott the Pirate wrote:Probably skin...sweet soft skin.... :lech:

But if it's skin you guys are liking, then why the current obsession with scrawny women? Us larger ladies have much more skin than they do!


Well said, Ubi! :cool: And it is softer, too - no ribs or hip bones sticking out to cause bruises. :wink:
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:13 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
robotulism wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:Are you sure he didn't mean Atomic Kittehs?
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Someone's stolen major portions of those poor ladies' shirts!

Alert the authorities!


From the expressions on their faces, a large portion of their brains seems to have been taken, too.
Well, they do tend to turn up in the sort of magazines that think that the antics of 'celebrities' are in some way newsworthy, or indeed news.

I must confess I like a well-upholstered lass, myself. I also like a woman who can dress herself appropriately for the weather, occasion, etc. Any woman who is a slave to fashion, a slave to their weight / waist size, or a slave to celebrity is, to my mind, little more than a slave. How sad that is.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:40 pm

I have never attempted to hide the fact that i would much rather see a woman with a few too many pounds than too few. I've always said that a heavier woman with a pretty face, confidence and/or a sparkling personality is just as attractive as anyone else. Twigs are no fun. I was ,merely pointing out my predilection for soft skin.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby henry morgan on Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:56 am

wahts so strange about this?
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Dudeman55556 on Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:25 pm

robotulism wrote:
Captain Spork wrote:We should all reproduce and start a massive human experiment on our children; raise them to believe in the FSM like children are raised to believe in a christian god. Buy a plot of land someplace warm on the coast and start a massive Pastafarian cult! :scientist:


I've got the land, if you've got the noodles.

'Cept I don't think we'll have to push the FSM on children. I have a feeling they'll be followers without being force-fed.

Ah ha, force fed. That was an accident!


Yeah. Hey, the atomic kittehs can help with the creation of baby pastafarians! Dibs on the middle one.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:32 pm

Looks like they could be quite good at curing insomia, too… :whistle:
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:11 am

or at least making it more fun to stay up...
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby pastanaut on Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:23 am

This page is slightly difficult to navigate. Can't tell who is currently online and difficult to find the most recent posts sometimes. Anyway, I believe those three ladies seem to have been brainwashed, possibly starved. They could probably use a few plates of pasta. Somehow the traditional dress of a pirate seems it would be a bit much clothing for them though. They seem more content in those bits of cloth and shoestrings. Maybe it's part of the brainwashing
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:30 pm

Don't you get an email notification when there's a new post?
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Clifford on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:19 am

what in the world is your avatar?
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