What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

[Scott the Pirate]

Sorry, but as an enculturated, heterosexual, American male, i LIKE their shirts!

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Frankly, I'm much more interested in what's underneath the shirts.

[Scott the Pirate]

Probably skin...sweet soft skin....

[Ubi Dubium]

Probably skin...sweet soft skin....

But if it's skin you guys are liking, then why the current obsession with scrawny women? Us larger ladies have much more skin than they do!

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Are you sure he didn't mean Atomic Kittehs?

Someone's stolen major portions of those poor ladies' shirts!

Alert the authorities!

From the expressions on their faces, a large portion of their brains seems to have been taken, too.

Probably skin...sweet soft skin....

But if it's skin you guys are liking, then why the current obsession with scrawny women? Us larger ladies have much more skin than they do!

Well said, Ubi! And it is softer, too - no ribs or hip bones sticking out to cause bruises.

[Roy Hunter]

Are you sure he didn't mean Atomic Kittehs?

Someone's stolen major portions of those poor ladies' shirts!

Alert the authorities!

From the expressions on their faces, a large portion of their brains seems to have been taken, too.

Well, they do tend to turn up in the sort of magazines that think that the antics of 'celebrities' are in some way newsworthy, or indeed news.

I must confess I like a well-upholstered lass, myself. I also like a woman who can dress herself appropriately for the weather, occasion, etc. Any woman who is a slave to fashion, a slave to their weight / waist size, or a slave to celebrity is, to my mind, little more than a slave. How sad that is.

[Scott the Pirate]

I have never attempted to hide the fact that i would much rather see a woman with a few too many pounds than too few. I've always said that a heavier woman with a pretty face, confidence and/or a sparkling personality is just as attractive as anyone else. Twigs are no fun. I was ,merely pointing out my predilection for soft skin.

[henry morgan]

wahts so strange about this?

[Dudeman55556]

We should all reproduce and start a massive human experiment on our children; raise them to believe in the FSM like children are raised to believe in a christian god. Buy a plot of land someplace warm on the coast and start a massive Pastafarian cult!

I've got the land, if you've got the noodles.

'Cept I don't think we'll have to push the FSM on children. I have a feeling they'll be followers without being force-fed.

Ah ha, force fed. That was an accident!

Yeah. Hey, the atomic kittehs can help with the creation of baby pastafarians! Dibs on the middle one.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Looks like they could be quite good at curing insomia, too…

[Scott the Pirate]

or at least making it more fun to stay up...

[pastanaut]

This page is slightly difficult to navigate. Can't tell who is currently online and difficult to find the most recent posts sometimes. Anyway, I believe those three ladies seem to have been brainwashed, possibly starved. They could probably use a few plates of pasta. Somehow the traditional dress of a pirate seems it would be a bit much clothing for them though. They seem more content in those bits of cloth and shoestrings. Maybe it's part of the brainwashing

[Scott the Pirate]

Don't you get an email notification when there's a new post?

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

There's a little orange icon to the left of thread titles with new posts. Click on it, and it will bring you to the first unread post. Maybe that will help you?

[Clifford]

what in the world is your avatar?