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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:19 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:Did you ever give that lesson to Zidane?
No, but I ghost-wrote some of Eric Cantona's finest speeches:
Eric Cantona never wrote:When ze seagulls... follow ze trawler... Eet is because zey sink... sardines... will be thrown... into ze watter...


Let us not forget the immortal:

Oooh Aaaah Cantona!

(again I postulate: where would we be without the French?)
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:58 am

Apologies if I misquote this, but would you believe I can't find it on the internet?
John Hegley wrote:Grandma was walking her dog by the canal,
When she came across a foreign man who wasn't an Italian,
It was Eric Cantona, he was sitting on a bench,
Eric's a football star, Eric's French.

Eric Cantona, Eric Cantona,
My Grandma's favourite footballer by far,
Eric Cantona, Eric Cantona,
He likes to put the ball under the bar.

Eric asked the doggy's name, and Grandma said,
"I call him Jesus, because he isn't just for Christmas",
Then the doggy shat on Eric's bench, and Eric shrugged,
"C'est la vie", but Grandma thought he said "Celery".

Eric Cantona, Eric Cantona,
My Grandma's favourite footballer by far,
Eric Cantona, Eric Cantona,
A banana with no 'na', is a bana.

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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:58 am

Oooh Aaaah Cantona
The greatest Frenchman by far
unless you count Charles Asnevoir
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game

Postby farfalla on Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:43 am

Personally am fond of Henry IV.... the Great


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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:18 pm

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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:08 am

black bart wrote:Oooh Aaaah Cantona
The greatest Frenchman by far
unless you count Charles Asnevoir

Oooh Aaaah Charles Asnevoir
The greatest Frenchman by far
Unless you count Voltaire, François.

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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:26 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
black bart wrote:Oooh Aaaah Cantona
The greatest Frenchman by far
unless you count Charles Asnevoir

Oooh Aaaah Charles Asnevoir
The greatest Frenchman by far
Unless you count Voltaire, François.

(I can sense a game coming out of this!)


Oooh Aaaah Voltaire, François
The greatest Frenchman by far
Unless you count Louis XV's great-grandpapa.
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:53 pm

Who won?
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game

Postby gronank on Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:49 pm

I got one point. If no one else claims the prize, it's mine.
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